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The Batcave has a “Do Not Talk To Me” couch. It’s sacred. It’s unspoken. It’s real.

okay so. picture this:

the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. it’s hideous. it’s like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.

and that is exactly why it became sacred.

because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesn’t even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.

next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if he’s okay and jason throws a batarang at them.

and thus it began.

Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:

You sit there? No one speaks to you.

You cry? No you didn’t.

You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? That’s sacred time.

If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.

Dick (sitting on the couch):

Damian: Grayson, are you—

Jason (from across the cave): HE’S ON THE COUCH.

Jason: I don’t make the rules.

Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.

Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. There’s a difference.

one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.

tim takes one look at him and goes: “i’m making tea.”

jason: “that’s acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.”

bonus:

once bruce sits on it.

and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.

tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters “oh shit.”

they all leave. immediately.

the couch is not ready for bruce.

extra bonus:

alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jason’s shoulder. that’s different. he’s allowed.

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alfred gave them the sheets

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All of the Furin boys love eachother so much and they all love Sakura even more 🎐🌸

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by @Ddeng98856440

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I thought it was funny

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When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...

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polytrix and rujinu and polysaja are all equally true and real to me as someone who's peered beyond the veil of enlightenment. btw

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WINDBREAKER FANS IM SORRY FOR U I FEEL FOR U, I RLLY DO BUT PLEASE. THERE IS A MANGA OF THE SAME NAME AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THIS MORNING

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Sleepy

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The way Sakura laughed and the WHOLE CLASS stopped talking and stared at him in amazement???

And then how they started fucking around twice as much to make him laugh even more???????

That shit is straight out of a fanfiction and I’m SO here for it.

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the propaganda got to me… they’re distracting him so he gives up on detective-ing and pays attention to them (+bonus sketch below)

i really like drawing kon’s hair but i still can’t decide between a more canon accurate straight style that hangs over his face or the fanon curly hair that has more volume, so i’m compromising for now.

also the chemistry between bernard and kon could be great and i feel is underexplored in timberkon spaces. they’ve never met in canon but trust me on this one

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Yes yes yes😩

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honorable mentions include:

“i feel like i fetishize gay men bc everytime i see a mlm relationship i want to be them”

“i go by any pronouns/titles but sometimes ‘girl’ or ‘she/her’ makes me want to rip my skin off”

“i feel hot as fuck in feminine clothes but also uncomfortable in my own body”

“tits are cool but i wish they were an accessory i could take on and off, not a permanent fixture on my body”

explained my gender identity, “i’m genderfluid cuz every time i look in the mirror i feel like a guy pretending to be a girl”

and then it hit me

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explained my gender identity, “i’m genderfluid cuz every time i look in the mirror i feel like a guy pretending to be a girl”

and then it hit me