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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps
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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester
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I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
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"It's not a problem if you don't look up" but Jyn went back to watch Krennic take her father, she ran to the crying child in Jedha, she went to the window to watch Saw Gerrera be swept away..... something something even at her most disillusioned, Jyn chooses to look
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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
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waiting as virtue // waiting as vice
Wikipedia: Widow's Walk (accessed 2025) || Jane Yeh, "After the Attack of the Crystalline Entity" (2012) || John Hughes, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) || Ram Dass, Be Here Now (1971) || Walter Martin & Paloma Muñoz, The Artists as Candles (1996) || John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, Penelope (1849) || Foster the People, "Waste," 2011 || David Lowery, A Ghost Story (2017) || Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler), The Ersatz Elevator (2001) || Pat Schneider, "The Patience of Ordinary Things" (2019) || Swinton O. Scott & Eric Kaplan, Futurama, "Jurassic Bark" (2002) || Carl Holsøe, Waiting by the Window (1898) || The Used, "Blue and Yellow" (2002) || Isaac Cordal, Follow the Leaders [often attributed as "Politicians Discussing Climate Change"], 2013 || Jennie Augusta Brownscombe, Love's Young Dream (1887) || Thomas Meyer, "Are You Going To Stay?" (2015)
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I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.
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What I go in search of resembles troubled steps across steep rocks,
and what I listen for in music is just as rough on the throat,
caught and drawn in. Nothing is hard enough to fit this memory.
I’ve been listening for you, I’ve been listening for your heartbeat,
and it flew past me on the wind, but all I can hear is the sea.
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Views from Suomenlinna at summer
Helsinki, Finland, 1965
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