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marella. She swears worse than Grady. Plus, imagine her waking up after getting her ability triggered, covered in flames and just screaming curses at the top of her lungs

guys wait who would swear the most if the keeper books were YA

HC that Grady swears like a sailor

Sophie definitely screams curse words into her pillow when she's upset

Keefe has some extra creative names for his dad

but who would be the worst

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sometimes I get notifications that someone liked my post and I get jumpscared bc I legitimately forget I have this sideblog

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I’ve covered this tho??? The council eats them???

what do elves to with your body after you die? Well they cremate it and use your ashes as fertiliser for your personality test of a tree, obviously.

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new theory- Aristotle is an ancient. Specifically, he’s Bronte in disguise

wait

shannon didn't make up the word quintessence???

its another word for ether

?????

ooooooh

what does it mean?

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Be gay, do crime. Be bisexual, do crime. Be ace, do crime. Hell, even be straight, do crime. We're honestly just in favor of people doing more crime in general.

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"do elves get periods?" where do you think the lushberry juice comes from

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yeah man sorry for the abuse and trauma and stuff, heres a credit card with your crush's last name and a bag of cheetos

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Fintan Pyren owns this exact notebook and uses it to write down his ideas for evil plots.

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homophobic christians complaining about unraveled are really like i can excuse horse fucking but i draw the line at acknowledging gay people exist

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im not like the other girls. i have an approaching hairline. my hairline is approaching. and it is coming for your soul.

R U N

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Marella smokes weed and vapes tho

Does Keefe smoke weed?

I don't think he smokes on account of unpleasant associations with fire (plus lung health), BUT! He has set a precedent of irresponsible behavior regarding drugs (fathomlethes, sedatives, etc.)

so what i'm saying is he downs edibles like fruit snacks

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Biana would listen to marina and the diamonds

Jensi listens to EDM

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Alvar u unoriginal whore stop trying to be that diva, because ur not. I AM

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Alvar u unoriginal whore stop trying to be that diva, because ur not. I AM

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Elwin is the Adjuster send tweet

Guys what would yall think Elwin’s opinion on the human health insurance system would be?

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quiche sencen

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