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thinking about how in cookie oddesy Affogatto said he had a personal vendetta against gingerbrave 😭 grown ass man beefing with a 12 year old

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IM BITING MY HANDS OFF

gingerbrave hypothetical what would happen if you were adopted by the 5 ancient when you were a baby

“You know… sometimes I wonder what it would’ve been like if I didn’t wake up in that oven.

No fire, no panicked escape, no monsters chasing me from the start.

Just… warmth. A family. Cookies who wanted me. Who chose me.”

“What if it was the Ancients who found me when I was first baked? Not the Witch. Not danger. Just… them.

I think about it sometimes. Like a daydream. Like… maybe they raised me together. Like I belonged to all of them.”

“Pure Vanilla Cookie…”

“I think he would’ve been the first one to reach for me.

He’d have wrapped me in one of those soft cloaks of his, held me close, and smiled all gently like he does.

He wouldn’t just be my caretaker—he’d be my safe place. I bet he’d hum lullabies with little light spells that made stars float around the room, just so I wouldn’t be afraid of the dark.

And when I asked a million questions, he’d never get tired of answering them. Ever.

He’d probably say something like, ‘The truth is a gift, GingerBrave. And so are you.’”

“Dark Cacao Cookie…”

“Oh, he’d be scary at first. Not gonna lie. All tall and serious, barely talks. But I’d figure him out.

I’d tug on his cloak until he picked me up, and then I’d never let go. I bet it’d freak him out a little.

But I know he’d protect me. With everything he’s got.

He’d teach me how to hold a sword properly—not to fight, but to stand my ground.

He wouldn’t say it out loud, but he’d be proud every time I stood back up after falling.

“Hollyberry Cookie…”

“She’d be the kind of mom who throws you into the air and dares gravity to try and take you.

I’d ride on her shoulders through battlefields, cheering, even if it was just practice.

She’d teach me to fight and to laugh. She’d make me brave.

But when I got scared? She’d wrap me up in that big warm hug and say,

‘It’s okay to cry, little tank. Brave doesn’t mean fearless—it means doing it anyway.’

And then she’d wrestle me onto a beanbag and call it ‘combat training.’”

“Golden Cheese Cookie…”

“Oh man, she’d treat me like royalty from day one.

Gold-plated rattles. Cookies shaped like me. A giant crib with velvet curtains and a dragon-shaped nightlight.

But more than that—she’d believe in me. I think she’d see me as her little ‘heir of abundance,’ y’know?

She’d say, ‘GingerBrave, one day, this whole treasure vault of love is yours—because you’re the greatest treasure of all.’

And then probably throw glitter everywhere.”

“White Lily Cookie…”

“She’d be the quiet one, the one who holds your hand when you’re too scared to say why you’re crying.

She’d teach me the names of flowers before I even knew my own name.

She’d sit with me under the stars and talk about how we’re all made of something more—something beautiful and painful and worth protecting.

She’d let me be curious, even when it scared her.

And when I asked her where Cookies come from… she’d pause, hold my hand tighter, and say, ‘From hope, my little one. From hope.’”

“If I’d had them back then… maybe I wouldn’t have been so afraid when I first opened my eyes.

Maybe I wouldn’t carry this feeling—like I was baked to run, baked to survive.

Maybe I’d just… be a kid. Their kid.”

“But I’ve got them now. And even if it’s not the same, even if I found them after the pain…

They still chose me.

And maybe that’s even braver.”

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https://www.tumblr.com/kotymeaw/787239710590468096/httpswwwtumblrcomangelcakezz7821293560772526?source=share

if you knew it then why did you make the defense

I wasn’t the anon lol <3

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I KNEW IT

https://www.tumblr.com/angelcakezz/782129356077252608/evil?source=share

my super extremely very serious reasons why the all skirts are evil is correct

White lily: did the equivalent of human experiments in middle school and then blew up the school.

hollyberry: drinks a lot and drunkenness is said to be a sin. also kinda neglected her child.

princess: ran away from every one so much that it was kinda assumed that something bad happened to her and faking a persons death is a crime.

Jungle berry: she married a short man.

Tiger lily: that is actually not a dress and is instead rags

mont blanc: takes one of the hardest currency to get.

latte: she refused to cooperate with a cop which is a crime.

wedding cake: the timer in the cake shop event

parfait: steals song lyrics bingoo

sea fairy: isn't actually a fairy and false marketing is a crime

moonlight: the moon has existed far before moonlight so she is not the actual moon

cocoa: fake fat

blackberry: talks to ghost which is EVIL

onion: ever heard of epic that musical? yea that evil baby was her

golden cheese: greed is one of the seven deadly sins

linzer: she is the reason why the Ao3 author cruse exists

kouign amann: she knows what she did

cherry blossom: those meals are too good, who's soul did she sacrifice to dark enchantress for that.

millennial tree: that's actually not a dress just some bark

pumpkin pie: demon doll

caramel arrow: too loyal, if dark cacao went evil she would be too

alchemist: cannonly drugged her brother.

sugar swan: that's also not a dress but instead feathers

blueberry pie: knows to much but shares too little

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What do you think of this

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@angelcakezz

He's so fucking fat

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You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

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@angelcakezz

Sillies

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@angelcakezz

Took me some days, but it is finally finished!

Happy 16th Birthday, Gingerbrave! 🥳🎂🎉

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Well according to witch’s castle Gingerdozer is ageless (baked and stays the same age; bean age ofc)

And if Devisis listens to us (SM and ES are somewhat proof they do) then the popular hc of brave and dozer being siblings is true

Which means brave doesn’t age

ON MY NEXT TED TALK WE DISCUSS GINGERBRAVES REINCARNATIONS

*i am quickly escorted out in a straitjacket*

Wait so is Gingerbrave aging in real time or is devsis just using him having a birthday as the face for Cookie Run's anniversary as a series because what do you mean he's old enough to drive now

Are his friends aging too

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You Know What? Screw it!

I say every time Disney releases a new live-action remake instead of watching it we just..

Watch the original movie.

Watch the cartoon series if there is one.

Hell, even watch the straight to VHS sequels if you're that desperate!

Just don't. watch. the. remake!

Bonus: in 'honor' of the Lilo & Stitch remake, here are some links to the original movie, it's sequels, and the animated series.

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch: Stitch Has a Glitch

Stitch! The Movie

Leroy & Stitch

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Baby bat

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SHOPLIFTS

Loaf of brave

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Everyone else: gingerbrave can drive!!!! Omg he’s not a baby

Me: okay so he’s baked to be about 10 years physically and mentally eternally but he’s actually three

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Don’t forget the theory that he’s the reincarnation of apparently earthbread itself (cause I was wrong about that being crispia but I’m still not changing my au)

Hey Ik I talked about this in dms but if this fast cookie is brave it means a lot

He fought the witches freeing most cookies from their grasp and kept running till he died…

Like wtf

And then there’s a statue of his former body in some abandoned city and oauaghh

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Are you talking about the little big giant? I think that’s a separate one as it states all the speedy cookie did was fight the witches run away and die from running too much

I think the little big giant is a reincarnation of its own

Hey Ik I talked about this in dms but if this fast cookie is brave it means a lot

He fought the witches freeing most cookies from their grasp and kept running till he died…

Like wtf

And then there’s a statue of his former body in some abandoned city and oauaghh