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Who/What's next?

It's been a while, what and who should i do next?

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Can you do the nsfw alphabet on namjoon or suga

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well not so anon anymore but okay

NSFW ALPHABET

BTS VERSION - Kim Namjoon

MLF 1st Set, MLM 2nd Set (Mostly Similar)

it’s a headcannon, don’t attack me.

MLF

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’ll be Great at aftercare, but would have a constant routine of pillowtalk, cuddles and then napping. He’ll love the closeness that you both would continue to share, might finger you during pillowtalk.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think Namjoon’s favorite body part would be his neck, I think he’ll love it when you give him hickeys showing that he’s yours. For his favorite body part of F.Y/N, it would be the tits, he’s gonna love biting it especially if it’s plumpy to give it marks, marks of his mouth; he’ll also love the neck to give F.Y/N hickeys to show the world that she’s indeed taken.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He definitely only does raw, cums inside and never pulls out; condoms would be a no. One of his dreams is to be a dad (cannon) so ofc he’ll attempt that; also to mark you as his territory and he won’t want his cum to go to waste, so if oral, it’s a swallow. 3-4 TBSP of cum worth for 1st round, extremely thick and sticky.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t like getting dominated in bed because it would turn him off, he’s a pure domtop but would let you ride him aslong as he’s still dominating you in a way.

Probably haves sex with some girls he meets up with after some concerts to get off some stress or after partying.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think he’s quite experienced, he’s definitely one of the bests in the whole band. Probably has/had fuck buddies and he probably had multiple one night stands (after concerts)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary and doggy style definately, he’d love missionary so he can kiss you, look into your eyes, see how much you’re enjoying it, and see your reaction while fucking you; for Doggy Style, He’s gonna be pulling your hair while thrusting deep to assert full dominance.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is definitely serious, too kinky to be goofing around, but maybe being goofy is one of his kinks sooo yeah.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Shaves fully when too long, but likes having hair

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Rough and extremely dominant when Wild, Slow and steady but still dominant when being romantic

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Probably when he’s out of town without proper access to anyone ykyk, but probably when stressed, or everyday before showering

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Loves being called “daddy”, he’s 100% addicted to the daddy kink, threesomes are a definite yes to him. Dominant Only man. Only cums inside, or would demand to swallow. Would play and tease you while he’s throbbing hard until he cums inside his pants and would make you lick his pants clean. He’s THE KINKIEST MEMBER!!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, anytime; he’ll let his dick and horniness decide; but the bed would be his fav; probably has a sex room at his house.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His motivation would be the fact that he’s gonna get to fully pleasure himself.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bestiality. Just NO

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He definitely loves getting blowjobs, would demand you to swallow. When he’s giving, he’ll use his tongue the most and enjoy you flavors.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and Rough. He needs to dominate, otherwise he wont get turned on as much.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie would be his go to. Imagine they have a concert in like 5-10 minutes and he’s too horny to get his cock soft, he’ll find someone to fuck quickly. (Late for something, Concerts. or just want a quick release)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s gonna know all the risks and he would be turned on by it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think he had great control and can hold off not cumming for atleast 30 minutes, but he’ll slowly lose that as he does more rounds. Probably could do 3 rounds at a time, and 5 in an extremely horny situation.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He probably has 1 fleshlight, and a few rubber/silicone fuck toys (small soft rubber hips with pussy and ass holes) and probably alot of vibrators and dildos to use on F.Y/N. He’ll use it on you even if he’s still fully dressed, he’ll be hard and throbbing till he cums inside his pants.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teases with toys and maybe his tip when F.Y/N’s been a bad girl and forces her not to cum.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’ll force you to moan and scream for him, and he’ll moan and groan while fucking you, probably also dirty talks like “tell daddy how much you want this”, “take that fucking cock, you dirty little sl*t!”.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves having threesomes, has sneakylinks and fubus (fuck buddies).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 inch and thick veiny cock when hard, 3 inches when soft

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Needs to cum atleast twice a day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Like after the aftercare, when he naps.

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MLM

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’ll be Great at aftercare, but would have a constant routine of pillowtalk, cuddles and then napping. He’ll love the closeness that you both would continue to share, might finger you during pillowtalk. (same as WLM)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Namjoon’s favorite body part would be his neck, he’ll love it when you give him hickeys showing that he’s yours. For his favorite body part of M.Y/N, it would be the ass, he’s gonna love biting it especially if it’s plumpy to give it marks, marks of his mouth; he’ll also love the neck to give M.Y/N hickeys but would hide it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He definitely only does raw, cums inside and never pulls out; condoms would be a no. One of his dreams is to be a dad (cannon) so ofc he’ll attempt that; also to mark you as his territory and he won’t want his cum to go to waste, so if oral, it’s a swallow. 3-4 TBSP of cum worth for 1st round, extremely thick and sticky. (same as WLM)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t like getting dominated in bed because it would turn him off, he’s a pure domtop but would let you ride him aslong as he’s still dominating you in a way. (same as WLM)

Probably haves sex with some guy he meets up with after some concerts to get off some stress or after partying. + The guy he always posts, he's probably his secret boyfriend.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think he’s quite experienced, he’s definitely one of the bests in the whole band. Probably has/had fuck buddies and he probably had multiple one night stands (after concerts) (same as WLM)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary and doggy style definately, he’d love missionary so he can kiss you, look into your eyes, see how much you’re enjoying it, and see your reaction while fucking you; for Doggy Style, He’s gonna be pulling your hair while thrusting deep to assert full dominance. (same as WLM)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is definitely serious, too kinky to be goofing around, but maybe being goofy is one of his kinks sooo yeah. (same as WLM)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Shaves fully when too long, but likes having hair. (same as WLM)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Rough and extremely dominant when Wild, Slow and steady but still dominant when being romantic. (same as WLM)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Probably when he’s out of town without proper access to anyone ykyk, but probably when stressed, or everyday before showering. (same as WLM)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Loves being called “daddy”, he’s 100% addicted to the daddy kink, threesomes are a definite yes to him. Dominant Only man. Only cums inside, or would demand to swallow. Would play and tease you while he’s throbbing hard until he cums inside his pants and would make you lick his pants clean. He’s THE KINKIEST MEMBER!! (same as WLM)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, anytime; he’ll let his dick and horniness decide; but the bed would be his fav; probably has a sex room at his house.(same as WLM)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

His motivation would be the fact that he’s gonna get to fully pleasure himself. (same as WLM)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bestiality. Just NO (same as WLM)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He definitely loves getting blowjobs, would demand you to swallow. When he’s giving, he’ll use his tongue the most and enjoy you flavors. (same as WLM)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and Rough. He needs to dominate, otherwise he wont get turned on as much. (same as WLM)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie would be his go to. Imagine they have a concert in like 5-10 minutes and he’s too horny to get his cock soft, he’ll find someone to fuck quickly. (Late for something, Concerts. or just want a quick release) (same as WLM)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s gonna know all the risks and he would be turned on by it. (same as WLM)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think he had great control and can hold off not cumming for atleast 30 minutes, but he’ll slowly lose that as he does more rounds. Probably could do 3 rounds at a time, and 5 in an extremely horny situation. (same as WLM)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He probably has 1 fleshlight, and a few rubber/silicone fuck toys (small soft rubber hips with pussy and ass holes) and probably alot of vibrators and dildos to use on M.Y/N. He’ll use it on you even if he’s still fully dressed, he’ll be hard and throbbing till he cums inside his pants. (same as WLM)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teases with toys and maybe his tip when M.Y/N’s been a bad girl and forces her not to cum. (same as WLM)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’ll force you to moan and scream for him, and he’ll moan and groan while fucking you, probably also dirty talks like “tell daddy how much you want this”, “take that fucking cock, you dirty little sl*t!”. (same as WLM)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves having threesomes, has sneakylinks and fubus (fuck buddies). (same as WLM)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 inch and thick veiny cock when hard, 3 inches when soft. (same as WLM)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Needs to cum atleast twice a day. (same as WLM)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Like after the aftercare, when he naps. (Same as WLM)

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Hello, I'm new to Tumblr and looking for kpop nsfw. I think its great that we both just started and i could be one of your first followers, maybe i’ll follow you once you gain a few more so i could remain anon but ill always leave a phrase on who i am

Also question, in mlm who will be your favorite ship? because mine is yoonmin

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FAVORITE BTS SHIP

Namkook

Hiii!!! omgg of course! thank you sooo much!!!! mlm if bts, it’ll be namkook tbh but i’ll respect any ship because we all have our own opinions 😁😁😁

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💜BTS Dick Analysis🍆

[Note]: MTL

Korean Men have an average dick size of 4-5.5 inches, so don’t expect exaggerated sizes, but I might add a “size they deserve IMO” which would usually be an exaggeration. (All of These are IMO)

This Kpop Group has No M1n0rs and everyone is 18+ as of today.

CTTO of the Pictures

MTL Dick Sizes:

[Speculations based on energy]

Kim Namjoon (RM)

Pics not Mine!! CTTO

Kim Namjoon (RM): Definately a 6 incher, these pics are soft but it doesn’t really say much because they are just bulges, but the size gives me the impression that he’s got the Thickest Cock out of everyone in the group, Probably a lot of cum for release (2-3 tbsp), and I’d say the 2nd Longest but it’s just a speculation, though I still think it’s Big and very Veiny, might have been used a lot, when hard, probably shaped like / or | straight ykyk. Probably already biased there, but yeah, I’ll put him as the biggest overall! 2nd Biggest Balls to fit all the cum probably, and his sack’s gotta be big aswell ofc. I’d personally say that he’s the daddiest (is that even a word???) and gives the biggest BDE and he’s gotta be one of the most skilled at using it😏😏😏

Kim Seokjin (Jin)

Pics are not mine, CTTO

Kim Seokjin (Jin): From the picture posted online a few years ago with the box of King Sized Condoms, we know he’s gotta be the Longest, but prolly not the thickest, So he’s definitely got an 8 inch snake inside of there. So I’d say he’s only the 6th thickest, but the length makes up for it for sure, the bulges also speak volumes, and the shape of it’s probably curved upwards when fully hard, like ) curve yk. Cum amount should be the most, he gives off breeder vibes, so I’d say 3-4 tbsp of cum, biggest balls hanging with a pretty big sack to store all that cum ykyk, probably not that veiny because I feel like he has a conservative cock that’s usually shy and isn’t really that veiny due to the thickness, but like he’s Mr. Worldwide Handsome so like ykyk, he’s gotta be pretty skilled at it🤭🤭🤭

Jung Hoseok (J-hope/Hobi)

Pics not mine!! CTTO

Jung Hoseok (J-hope/Hobi): Probably Average Length at 5 inches, but 2nd thickest surely, he just gives off that vibe. probably a bit veiny, like 3-4 veins but not too much, he would probably be a perfect fit for medium sized condoms but yk, he definitely prefers raw😫😫 and shape of it’s probably curved upwards and a slight curve to the right around the 4th inch to the 5th like ʃ shape but ignore the bottom curve, and as for cum amount, I’d say a good 1-2 tbsp, pretty average, same with his ball, probably a decent sized balls (average to slightly bigger than average) but I meannnnn, he’d prolly be good at using it, but I wouldn’t count him as that skilled compared to the others.

Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook)

Pics not Mine!! CTTO.

Jeon Jungkook: Average at the 5.5 inch mark length wise, but I’d say he’s definately the 4th thickest, it’s gotta have atleast 2 veins though, but I think he’s pretty skilled at it to make up for the size; and he’ll probably release around 2 tbsp of cum; and probably the 3rd biggest balls of all of them, bigger than average balls for sure. He doesn’t really give that much of BDE compared to the others though. It’s also gotta be mushroom-y shape wise, like curved upwards but not extreme, so like idk how to explain…. ◞ (not a comma) maybe curved like that, Golden Maknae Indeed!!

Kim Taehyung (V)

Pics are not Mine, CTTO

Kim Taehyung (V): He’s giving the pretty long, but not that thick kinda vibe, like a good 5.8 inch cock, just shy of 6, because yk, he’s like, the usual dream guy, but cock wise, it’s the perfect korean size, not too big, not too small, I’d say he’s the 5th thickest among the group, but like Jin’s his length makes up for the not-so-thick cock, with like 2 veins, he probably cums around 1-2 tbsp, which is like… pretty average, so balls size should be pretty average aswell. The shape I imagine it as a straight line — like that or a smile shape⌣ like that. Balls has got to be normal-ok-big size to store that cum. Skill wise, I’d say it’s been getting used well, so probably good skill wise.

Min Yoongi (Suga)

Pics not mine, CTTO

Min Yoongi (Suga): It pains me to put him this low, but his dick’s probably at a 4-4.5 inch length, it’s average surely, same with thickness, thickness definately average (6th thickest), this probably pretty good at using it, so good skill wise to make up for the length and width, but cum is probablyy at the 1 tbsp mark, or average, same with balls, his balls are probably also at the average mark only, but average is NEVER BAD. Shape I imagine is that it’s mostly straight like — but near the end, by the tip, it curves down, or like a rainbow shape like ⌒ which is pretty good tbh.

Park Jimin (Jimin)

Pics not Mine! CTTO.

Park Jimin (Jimin): Well… sadly I’ll have to put him at last place, I don’t see the BDE (please don’t attack me), but I’d have to say he’s at the below average length at 3-4 inches long, and the 7th thickest cock (thinnest), I just really don’t see him to have a lot of BDE, cum amount I could see is just the average 1 tbsp which should mean average sized balls aswell, BUT I think he’s one of the best at using it, like he doesn’t give off “idk how to use it properly” vibes because personally I think he’s great at it. Shape would be / straight or ) curve up.

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and thats it for the Bts dick sizes in my own analysis

what a start

I think personally, if I was completely biased, I’d have to rank them as

1. RM (Bias)

2. Jungkook (Bias Wrecker)

3. Hobi (Wrecker’s Wrecker)

4. V (I think it’s big)

5. Jin (See how biased I am in this list?😭)

6. Suga (Doesn’t really stick out to me)

7. Jimin (Sorry, no hate but I dont see the BDE at all)

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list made prior is MTL

Lowest = 1 point, Highest = 7 points, then I added then up, the 3 way tie between Jin, Hobi, and JK were decided by their highest ranking, and who had the highest number.

Thickness:

Kim Namjoon (RM)

Jung Hoseok (J-Hope/Hobi)

Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook)

Min Yoongi (Suga)

Kim Taehyung (V)

Kim Seokjin (Jin)

Park Jimin (Jimin)

Length:

Kim Seokjin (Jin)

Kim Namjoon (RM)

Kim Taehyung (V)

Jeon Jungkook (Jungkook)

Jung Hoseok (J-Hope/Hobi)

Min Yoongi (Suga)

Park Jimin (Jimin)

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💚REQUESTS❤️‍🔥

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

Only posts that follow my set limitations would be posted, and not all would be made. ^^

Green = Will Do, Orange = Might Do, Red = NO.

🌿Comfortable🟢:

18+ content (Obv🙄), MLM, MLF, Dick Size Analysis, MTLs, FWB, Slight Age Gap (18+, 1-10 year gap).

☢️Careful🔸:

Cheating, Light Incest, Light Age Play (18+, 11-40 year Gap), Orgy, Kinks.

🚨NOT🚩DOING🛑:

Knife Play, Dom*stic Vi*l*nce, R@pe, Non-Consenting, Age Play (41+ year gap), M1n0r (of any kind), Hard Incest (grandparents), M*rd3r.

Posts:

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🤍Personal Bias Ranking🦢

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!! MOST CONTENT WOULD BE SFW!!

Posts:

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🩵Scenario Questions🏙️

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

Posts:

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🪻Question and Answer🪁

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

Posts:

BTS Favorite Ship

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🎀Headcannons💖

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

Posts:

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🔶Fake Scenario/AUs🧶

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

Posts:

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🚨K-POP DICK ANALYSIS🚨

[IMPORTANT]:

These posts only contain 18+ Groups, meaning any group with atleast 1 m1n0r will not be made, only groups with all members being 18+ will be posted here. Requests are accepted!!

(Note: Korean Men have an average dick size of 4-5.5 inches, so don’t expect exaggerated sizes, but I might add a “size they deserve IMO” which would usually be an exaggeration)

Posts:

BTS Dick Analysis

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🔥MASTERLIST☄️

Intro:

Here as I start this tumblr page, the topics I’ll be posting would be listed down below. Also as a quick side note, none of these are meant to be accurate, rather they will all be headcannons made specifically for Male K-POP Groups. Post titles would be written down below under the category they are in for ✨QoL✨ purposes. Requests are allowed but there are limitations which would also be listed down below. If you can’t comprehend the word “limitations” then please leave my page.

(ps. I don’t use pictures as much. mbmb)

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Topics⚡️:

Dick Analysis

Fake Scenario/AU

Headcannons

Questions And Answers

Requests

Scenario Questions

Personal Bias Ranking

Posts🌹:

Dick Analysis:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations)

BTS Dick Analysis

Fake Scenario/AU:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations)

Headcannons:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations) Kim Namjoon NSFW Alphabet

Question and Answer:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations)

BTS Favorite Ship

Scenario Questions:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations)

Personal Bias Ranking:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations)

Requests:

Only doing 18+ Male Kpop Idols (Headcannons, None Accurate, All Speculations) Kim Namjoon NSFW Alphabet

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Most posts that doesn’t violate the limits that I’ve set would be made. If it violates them, then it’ll be left there to collect dust. Green = Will Do, Orange = Might Do, Red = NO.

🌿Comfortable🟢:

18+ content (Obv🙄), MLM, MLF, Dick Size Analysis, MTLs, FWB, Slight Age Gap (18+, 1-10 year gap).

☢️Careful🔸:

Cheating, Light Incest, Light Age Play (18+, 11-40 year Gap), Orgy, Kinks, Pregnancies (FPreg and MPreg).

🚨NOT🚩DOING🛑:

Knife Play, Dom*stic Vi*l*nce, R@pe, Non-Consenting, Age Play (41+ year gap), M1n0r (of any kind), Hard Incest, M*rd3r.

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Idk

im about to start making kpop dick size analysis

(but everything would be opinion based, and most probably not accurate)