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To our Dearest Monster Fuckers, ⁠

Due to the fractious and ludicrous battles of inept powers that be, we can no longer ship from our modest island of Australia to the USA or Puerto Rico.⁠

We were on the cusp of releasing a new product- the Adongis- to our international deviants and kinksters but held off due to the storm like rumour rumbles of this frankly unprofessional and pathetic SNFU. Sadly, the storm has indeed broken, and we have gone back to the Lab to formulate our next moves. ⁠

Fret not, we will not be going anywhere and plan to weather this nonsense. It’s not a sustainable situation and we anticipate that something will give eventually. ⁠

In the meantime, Dr. Von Plundercat has pulled all the Social Media planning and will be reviewing it over the next few days so we may continue to tease, tantalize and delight with our array of fine Monster Inspired Toys to get you all warmed up for when we can open postage once more. ⁠

Love and Spankings⁠

Dr. Spine & the Kraken Team⁠

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After organising a Lair sitter for all our fine Specimins, we've packed up a mobile lab and will be bringing the finest of our Monster Wares to tickle, tease and tantalise! See you at @kinkconau!⁠

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Stock Spotlight Saturday. Checking the vats this morning and I could scarce believe this noble and glorious specimin was still in stock! A waste! A travesty! I mean look at it! So strong and supple, and at it's demonically infernal prime. A very lucky Monster F**ker is going to get years of great companionship from this infernal being. ⁠

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WIP it out Wednesday, and Dr. Spine and Dr. Von Plundercat have combined their evil genius' to whisk together this eggcellent and eggcentric new abomination! A standing Ovotion to anyone who can guess what they're mixing up!⁠

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Halloween is creeping closer, and we're stirring up something truly thalasssaphobic to celebrate this October! Care to dare a guess at what horrors we might be churning up? ⁠

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Give yourself over to absolute pleasure- Kraken Monster Lab is open, gaping even, awaiting your big entrance! ⁠

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We have no favourites amoungst our children at the Lab... Who are we kidding, we totally do! Let us show them off to you so you too can bask in their superiority! And guess what? They are all still available! Which is YOUR favourite amoung our monsterous creations?⁠

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The Summoning Section of Kraken Moster Lab has invented a truly heavenly portable summining circle that will keep you pointed to the heavens for as long as you desire! Dropping this Friday the 26th, keep a bibically accurate amount of eyes out for this stand up stunner!⁠

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It's whacking Wednesday and do we have a krackin' good sneak peek for you!! Our Scientists have been hard at work (and working hard!) to delve the depths for a gob smacking new creature creation coming soon!⁠

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Taking off the Lab apron for a moment; this year has had a rough start over here.

Starting with a heat wave, our water tank hitting empty and culminating in the sudden loss of our very beloved cat Deasil.

We just hit a spot where, though we had been working on some new KML designs and hoped to renew a few favourites too; we have been hit hard by this rough patch.

We are working on picking back up, and getting back into everything, and should be sending out some emails to orders to let them know about the delays, and now that the weather is looking to calm down, we can get working on our customs once more.

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Lab Log: All Tom had to do was pull the lever to release the specimens into the wild. He had ONE job!

As punishment we’ve sent him to go clean the breeding vats.

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On second thought, that might not be much of a punishment….

(Our drop items failed to go live yesterday morning, but are now up!)

Our drop has now hit the lab!

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Our drop has now hit the lab!

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Our first drop of 2025 brings some love bites!

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He's a very very good boy…. his master tells him so every day!⁠ .⁠ I noticed A LOT of puppy players at Gear'd Adelaide last year. so I'm making some artworks for the pups at this year's Gear'd (and other kink events!)⁠

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Excited to see this one finished! Sasha’s sculpts end up so fun!

"Devilled Egg" design for @krakenmonsterlab started off as concept art, but has now turned into the first sculpting challang of the year!⁠ Of MANY Years. I haven't sculpted in a very long time, so it's fun to get back into it! ⁠

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My Mushroom's Dungeon Crawl market haul!

Last night was our 2nd event and featured a mini marketplace of all local artisan small businesses.

Swag:

🌶 The Blacksmith bbq sauce, The Necromancer garlic chipotle sauce and Song of The Succubus cherry lime & Carolina Reaper sauce from D Twenty Sauce Co.

🎲 A chonky d20 and lil slime in a colour I'm fondly calling Bog Body – caramel and dirt browns mixed with green iridescent shimmer and mossy numbers – from Clickity Clackity Cube.

👹 Long John Silver tentadick pride holographic sticker, Monster Fucker pansexual pride holographic sticker, Shameless Monster Fucker holographic sticker & Demon Daddy holographic sticker from @krakenmonsterlab .

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Our drop is live!

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