krispysuitkitty

[krispysuitkitty]

Tumblr mart??? Are you fucking kidding me?? Fucking capitalist opportunists. Tumblr has gone so downhill. I fucking hate this place anymore. Why bother following people if you have to "subscribe" to get their shit on your feed?? Why is the Tumblr feed so fucking shitty anymore??? This is the bad timeline. Worst timeline, 0/10.

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Tumblr, wtf is this?? 4 likes?? There's only one person here! That's fucking not how math works!!

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I wish these stupid bots would stop following me. I am so very obviously not a sex blog or anything to do with that. Stop it.

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Lol Utah is such bullshit. No weed, no porn, no fucking fun. This place sucks and I am so ready to get the fuck out of here.

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I CAN DO IT! YAY!!

Is there any way to completely block an artist on spotify??? Cuz I really really REALLY DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT AND SOMEHOW ALL THESE GODDAMN PLAYLISTS HAVE HER SONGS ON THEM??? And I just really really really fucking hate her music.

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Is there any way to completely block an artist on spotify??? Cuz I really really REALLY DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT AND SOMEHOW ALL THESE GODDAMN PLAYLISTS HAVE HER SONGS ON THEM??? And I just really really really fucking hate her music.

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Look, I really, truly, honestly, GENUINELY refuse to listen to anything Taylor Swift puts out. I don't care if it's on the radio, I'll change the station. I don't care how popular it is or how good someone thinks it is. I don't care. I refuse.

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*pulling myself out of a shallow grave* you call this a fucking GRAVESITE, i call this a DISGRACE *dusting the dirt from my shroud* u gotta PACK the dirt in there boy i wanna feel like im being tucked into bed by a STEAMROLLER, i want 8.8k psi MINIMUM on this bitch *hacks up a shovelful of soil like a cat retching up a hairball* I'VE SLEPT UNDER MEATIER WEIGHTED BLANKETS

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Why is the lighting in the Justice League poster so bad?? They look like they're a shitty boy band.

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please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

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calling all besties....KILL!!!!