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she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

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me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

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house mice & deer mice

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house mice & deer mice

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house mice & deer mice

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made some art about emotions that i feel 👍 dedicated to my mutuals

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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This is true when you think about it

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it was a bad pain day yesterday so i was using my cane and i said to my bf “when i use my cane it makes me feel like i should be prescribing mouse bites.” and bf did not know what i meant so i sounded malignantly insane

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they spent billions on this

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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