kronoose

[kronoose]

[kronoose]

why can he do that

[kronoose]

Story time: In which my coworkers thought I was cheating on my partner…with my partner

Ok so B and I are very tactile people. We mostly work from home, spend 90% of our days together, and touch each other all the time in a deeply habitual way.

We also work in the same industry, which means sometimes we go to the same in-person trainings/conferences/events.

We were at one such event yesterday and while a couple folks in attendance knew we were married to each other, most did not. Though, importantly, they did know that we each were married. We both wear rings. We regularly mention our spouses.

So, we arrived together and walked holding hands through the parking lot and, yes, had a smooch while alone in the elevator before we had to be on our professional best behavior (he was wearing a suit, kissing was unavoidable).

When the doors opened we were still a bit close together and got some looks. But I didn’t really clock them until later. We also checked in with each other a couple times through the evening and stepped out for a quiet moment here and there, which some people likely noticed.

So toward the end of the night, I was chatting with some peers and B came to stand next to me with some of his peers and without thinking I reached over to pull a bit of debris out of his hair and without pausing in his conversation, he reached over to squeeze the back of my neck and run his knuckles down my shoulder/arm in thanks.

There was a sudden lull in the conversation and I realized multiple people were looking at us with obvious discomfort. I rewound the last few seconds, considered some earlier indicators, and then hastily said, “we’re married! To each other! He’s my partner!”

And everyone let out a relieved exhale, had a laugh about it, and we continued on.

Whoops.

[kronoose]

Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

[kronoose]

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

[kronoose]

2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 7 Poll 32

Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2

Husky — Hope's Hearth

[kronoose]

they are completely oblivious to their surroundings

[kronoose]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[kronoose]

I had a strange dream the other day, so I drew it.

[kronoose]

HOLY COW ANOTHER TOGORE COMIC! This time he watches the Cowboy Show

with Asgore! and KRi s

This one is togore TASTIC

Ice-E Cowboy....

[kronoose]

Some people say that cats don't make expressions but you can see the thoughts in this boy's head plain as day

[Read more comics at Herogirl!]

[kronoose]

This that summer goth BABEY

Inspiration from this amazing post with the pink inflatable coffin that I want to badly buy for myself

[ID: Art of Kravtiz, a dark skinned man with locs pulled back into a messy bun, sitting in a pink inflatable coffin floaty in the middle of a body of water. He wears black sunglasses and black swim shorts.]

[kronoose]

Anthro Noel!! :)

I enjoyed drawing him a lot!!!

Thank you

[kronoose]

"Asexual people are really observative" is factually wrong, Jonathan Sims, The Eye's special boy, who watches everything at the same time, is an outlier and should not be counted

[kronoose]

[kronoose]

Its taz grad btw

Me casually stabbing myself with a tiny d4: Wait which podcasts talked about pissing out dice

I'm pretty sure it's Taz but unsure