ks-anon

[ks-anon]

Hehehheheh

no

I too also got jumped by a watercooler.

That took my left kidney..

Was that last person not joking...?

I'll have someone look into that and see what's going on!! In the meantime, uh, maybe stick to water bottles.

[ks-anon]

((Current) kidney Seller

(Notes and shit bout him

(Thought I should mention this but Kidney Seller is not his real name

(He would wear a much more longer robe but he travels a lot so he can’t really

(Pants are dirty :(

(He can have some control over his fate/strings but in the end, there’s no point

(Also he likes his “job”. Sure, fate has made himself like that but he legit don’t care

(Also have this alt. Art I made and I’m proud of it. It has no meaning but it looks nice

[ks-anon]

I was the water cooler

Not really, I don't know how to shapeshift into something that has liquids in them just yet

I too also got jumped by a watercooler.

That took my left kidney..

Was that last person not joking...?

I'll have someone look into that and see what's going on!! In the meantime, uh, maybe stick to water bottles.

[ks-anon]

...

Their mere presence makes me uncomfortable but ok

trying to design a casual outfit for her but why is she lowkey serving

[ks-anon]

ON IT!

WereNeo AU Pilot / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Think he finally ran out of dialogue

Prev / Next

[ks-anon]

I have eh

Like a few multiverses of kidneys

Also I have a pet crow

Also I have really strong magic

Like

I can teleport into your house right now

I think you and @ks-anon would get along great

oh? why's that? Shared Medical knowledge? We both eat people? We both hate reds? Context is important mein freund.

[ks-anon]

(Oh

(Oh ok

[ks-anon]

I take peoples kidneys

And sell them

and yes, I know the human body pretty well because I need to take people’s kidneys

I think you and @ks-anon would get along great

oh? why's that? Shared Medical knowledge? We both eat people? We both hate reds? Context is important mein freund.

[ks-anon]

I am feeling evil (and bored)

Please give me someone to steal their kidneys or smth

I have dealt with enough Tennas (for now)

[ks-anon]

I like these

Summons a portal, jumps in and closes it before they could get to him

@ks-anon (kidney seller)

[* After his shift Devian comes back to his quarters. He changes his clothes and checks his battery charge. 30% ]

"I'd rather change it. The spare one should be fully charged."

[* He checks his life support system aka battery charging system. The battery is gone. ]

"Where the hell is it?! I put it to charge!"

[* Devian thinks about calling Danny, but a second before he presses the calling button, he stops himself. His door was locked. It wasn't broken, good as new. Which means it wasn't barged in, at least not through the door. He checks the walls, the floor and the ceiling. Nothing. Which leaves only one of not so many options. ]

"Teleportation... I need to find myself an assistant or an intern, then call Mr. Maxwell. I am taking a part-time job to earn money and buy us something against unregulated teleportation. Curse you, thief..."

[ks-anon]

Give me ask-some-random-pippins kidneys

Please and thank you

- The Baddie

What was a pippins again?

...

Right, those dice dudes. Do they even have kidneys???

Ah, who am I to care. I literally stole kidneys from that scary knight dude. Sure

[ks-anon]

Yeah, that's just life

And more kidneys for me

Oh my, been a great day isn't it?

[*Anon rummages the basket...and pulls out...a...a magic wand?]

...Now, let's make some twist in your life.

[*Anon casts a spell!]

[M!A, tenna now notice that there are other tennas across the Tumblr! Whether accept this knowledge or try to ignore this fact is depend on the mod. Lasts for five question. After this, tenna will be back to normal and forget about other tennas.]

@wandering-anon

Huh? What's that wand—

[ *Tenna's screen briefly flashes to static. ]

[ *Tenna is suddenly aware of there being other versions of himself! ]

[ *Tenna is suddenly aware of the implications of there being a multiverse! ]

[ *Tenna is suddenly aware that his reality may only be one in an infinite sea of many, many other realities! ]

... Ha... Hahaha!! Boy, that's... That's something!! Hahhh... Haha...

[ *Tenna is filled with imposter syndrome, insecurity, and a dash of existential dread! ]

[ Sudden awareness: 0/5 ]

[ks-anon]

(Also can I join

DOES ANY OTHER DR ASK BLOGS(That DRAWS) WANNA DO MAGMA..? MAYBE..? MAYHAPS..? POSSIBLY....?.not right now but soon

(Only 3-4 ppl I'm anxious inviting too many)

[ks-anon]

(YOUR DMS SAYS ONLY PEOPLE WHO YOU FOLLOW CAN DM YOU. YOU GOTTA FIX THAT

DOES ANY OTHER DR ASK BLOGS(That DRAWS) WANNA DO MAGMA..? MAYBE..? MAYHAPS..? POSSIBLY....?.not right now but soon

(Only 3-4 ppl I'm anxious inviting too many)

[ks-anon]

🕹️“Boss! Boss!”

* The three Mikes run up to him, during a break, excited. Like children.

🎲 “There was an awful Addison intruding on the building, a yellow guy, trying to steal your business secrets, and we took him down!”

🕹️“Oh, it was real brutal and bloody, boss.

🎷viscous storytelling saxophone sounds 🎷

🎲 “yeah, and I ripped out his kidney as a trophy!”

* Motormouth holds the kidney in a Tupperware container. It’s covered in Addison blood.

* But this seems a little… rehearsed.

* Accept the kidney?

(( @now-get-out

(But Tenna doesn’t seem to mind, though, not in the slightest as he bends down, bringing a hand to cover the growing grin on his face.)

“OH, YOU THREE!”

(He coos,)

“HAND THAT OVER!”

(He snatches the container away, not hesitating to crack it open, taking the kidney out, and sinking his teeth into it, staining his screen.)

“MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE YOU RAISES FOR THIS!”

(In moments, it’s gone.)

“HOW LOVELY, HOW EXCELLENT. AMAZING WORK! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! ♡”

(He kisses the each of their heads.)

(. . .gross.)

[ks-anon]

Guys since when did I have the ability to use they them

What does this mean