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this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck
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She is the cutest lil baby ❤
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i love how when i take notes i abbreviate literally everything,,,does “comm.” mean communist? communion? community? i guess we’ll never know!!!1!1!
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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oh god – i can’t believe you’ve done this nintendo
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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
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this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth
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We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.
I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs
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everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
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17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven
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