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Hello! I just read your yandere! Bill and I loved it!

I want to know how would he react to a fem! Reader who’s obsessed with Barbie’s? Maybe she has a decent collection and will yap his ear off talking about it <3

Hope you have a wonderful day

Come on Barbie, let's go party~ 🕺🏻🪩

Yandere!Bill Dickey x Fem!Reader with Barbie Obsession

💢 Initial Obsession

Bill first notices you when you accidentally walk into the comic shop asking if they carry vintage Barbie accessories. Josh laughs at you. Bill? He scoffs, “This ain’t a Toys ‘R’ Us, sweetheart,” but the way he sneers lingers. He’s already taking mental notes.

He mocks you about Barbie being "kiddie plastic crap," (bro is legit into plastic figures too like- who you trying to fool 💀) but you're not backing down. You launch into an impassioned explanation about the collector value of 1960s Barbies, Midge's unjust exile, and why Malibu Barbie was a cultural reset.

You don’t notice it, but while you're ranting? He doesn’t interrupt. He doesn’t insult. He just stares. Something clicks in his rotten, comics-poisoned brain. You’re... kind of hot when you're rambling.

"I didn’t know Barbie fans were this... fanatical. She's like... a pink version of me."

He doesn't mean it nicely. But it's the most respect he’s ever shown anyone.

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💢 Developing Fascination

Bill starts hanging around your workplace or school—never announces himself. You’ll turn around and there he is, arms crossed, greasy smirk, like he’s been standing there watching you for 20 minutes at least.

You don’t think much of it. Maybe he’s trying to be friendly? (Wrong. He’s tracking your schedule. He knows when you leave, where you eat, when your collector club meets, and who your friends are. He already hates all of them.)

One day you post a photo of your Barbie collection on some niche online forum. That night, he messages you:

“Your Dreamhouse display is crap. The furniture layout is totally wrong. Also, where’s Day-to-Night Barbie? Sad.”

You block him. He makes three alt accounts. He doesn’t stop until you argue with him again—and then he's back to watching you talk, eyes wide and glassy behind those smudged lenses, like you're some living TV screen.

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💢 Possessiveness & Jealousy

You mention Ken dolls one too many times? Bill spirals. Starts ranting about how Ken is “a plastic cuck made by a bunch of corporate sellouts to appeal to dumb preps.” (is just insecure of him not having the same perfect body)

He burns a Ken doll in your front yard at night and leaves the melted remains on your porch with a note:

“You can be so damn blind sometimes, you know that? Those himbo freaks are not actual men. I am.”

You once showed a fellow Barbie fan a rare doll at a convention? Bill shoved the guy into a display case and got banned. He laughs about it later, proud.

“You saw him eyeing you. I saw it. And you still did nothing? Gosh- do I seriously have to do everything myself? He doesn’t even know how your voice gets higher when you talk about Mattel’s failed 1986 Barbie horse prototype!”

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💢 His Obsessive "Affection"

He has zero hygiene. But when it comes to you, he weirdly tries. Buys pink body spray. Wears a faded Barbie shirt he found at a thrift store. Still looks like he hasn't showered since Bush was president—but he’s trying, dammit.

He hoards Barbie stuff for you—cheap stuff, stolen stuff, even broken ones. You find a plastic shoe taped to your locker with a handwritten tag:

“Reminded me of you.” It’s filthy. Wait- Is that cum-

You try to set a boundary. You tell him you're not interested. Bad idea. He explodes—screams about how “girls like you always pick the stupid Kens and the normies” and “you don’t appreciate REAL men.”

But the next day? He’s calm. Brings you a first edition Barbie comic like nothing happened and says:

“You’re the chosen one. You don’t get it yet... but you will.”

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💢 The “Dreamhouse” He’s Building

At home, Bill has a whole shelf dedicated to you. It’s covered in Barbie dolls that look at least a little bit like you. They even have similar accessories and clothes on them. All having scribbled notes like “Barbie: The Chosen One Version (Prototype).”

He bought a used Dreamhouse from some website and started “remodeling it to look like your bedroom.” Including furniture replicas. Including a tiny Barbie that wears a pink sweater like yours.

He talks to it. Has full arguments with it. Sometimes even kisses it goodnight.

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💢 Dangerous Devotion

He threatens a girl at a Barbie meetup because she touched your custom doll. You didn’t even notice. She posts about it online. He gets doxxed. He doesn’t care.

If you ever dated someone else? He’d follow them home. Find out their fandoms. Then ruin them.

“You like anime? Good luck showing your face at Otakon after I post this.”

You receive a handmade comic from him titled: “Barbie and the King of the Kings .” It’s disturbing. You die in it. Twice. But then he brings you back and makes you his Queen of Plastic.

“It’s not fanfiction. It’s prophecy.”

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💢 If You Leave Him

Bill will not let you go. He’s the guy who would show up at your Barbie convention panel with a wedding ring made from a Barbie brush and his mother’s hair. Yikes.

If you cut contact, he’ll leave notes on your doorstep like:

“You made me love you. And now you can’t undo that.”

“Barbie’s dreamhouse has nothing on the world I built for you.”

And if you ever try to get help, he’ll get in psycho mode. Red wide eyes, big crazy smile, shaking-voice, manipulative and threatening.

“You think a bunch of nobodies are gonna stop me? Seriously?! I’ll burn this whole place to the ground—and take you with it if I have to.”

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That guy is crazy guys. Gotta stay careful out there. But I enjoyed this concept. Something new again💃🏻

AND IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BARBIE MOVIE BE ASHAMED. GO AND WATCH IT🫵🏻

So random but I had to say it ok? 😔

Akiko's out 👾

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UGLY... Ugly...

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he's my favorite bad man 💚✨️

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You wanna know what I hate? People who don't tag properly, whether it be on AO3, Tumblr, ECT. Tags exist for a fucking reason.

A great example of not tagging properly is a fic I found that was marked "Dazai/reader" so it must be an x reader, right? WRONG! It was a Dazai x AN OC. AN OC WITH A WHOLE ASS NAME.

It pisses me tf off

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TEC VAMPIRE AU: The Northwest Comix Collective and Ironjaw

The collective was Rockie’s first set of victims to be turned. He figured since he didn’t like those guys it would be the ultimate slap in the face if he made them vampires and be his lackies.

Ironjaw: he was a hunter at first, the club found him and had him for awhile as a fifth to hunt vamps but ultimately it didn’t last. In a messy fight the club sacrificed ironjaw to the swarm of vampires and thus turned him into one as well. his ironjaws came into good use for hunting victims (that’s why all his teeth are sharp).

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Hey

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their oomf was the tyrannosaurus rex

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🌟

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jerk Jerry propaganda HES JUST AS BAD AS THE REST PLSSSS

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Reblog and put in the tags the worst impression that somebody’s ever had of you.

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I know I've said it before but I'm saying it again, I just absolutely adore how Danny's eyes glow green in human form when he's getting particularly mischievous, not just when he's especially angry

Like this boy has a built in warning signal for when he's about to be a little menace to society and I love that for him

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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

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*buggy in a regular circus interacting with kids before the show*

Buggy:*leans down and do the thumb between the fingers trick* "got your nose

Kid:*laughs then leans in to grab his nose and it actually comes off*

Buggy: you got my nose.

*kid screaming*

(I will be drawing this)