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I want to share this dialuci that @faedria made for me. I had been using the work-in-progress as a phone background until she finished this recently and arghhh *incomprehensible* ❤️

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Real Lucifer enjoyers know that his appeal lies not in how cool he is but how LAME he is

He's an old overworked dad who gets excited about gifted socks

No matter how much he acts like a scary top that's his essence at the end of the day

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what lucifer would have done if mc actually stabbed him with the night dagger

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MC : Damn, I'm really struggling to sleep right now 😔

The ever considerate Beelzebub:

omw to make dumb shit like this instead of drawing fr

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꧁༒☬ 𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓎 𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈: 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 ☬༒꧂

all these fonts are free & available on canva for your fandom purposes!!

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Obey me Nightbringer theory:

Lucifer not only ripped off his lower wings but also his ass that's why Satan's got some serious cake while he's flat as lilith's tombstone

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saw this and felt inspired, 10k and i draw mammon with the cute little red ribbon choker

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Deep in the DC brainrot rn but i just had the realization that my headcanon heights/height difference between Superman and Batman is the same as my headcanons for Diavolo and Lucifer and--

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Obey Me!: Nudes

Pairing: the bros x gn!mc

Genre: smut

Content: the type of dirty pics they send you

𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒓

he doesn't send them often but when he does he puts a little effort into them

isn't naked, just barely covered

and you usually get them late at night when he's still up working and feels needy

pics where he's wearing a robe that's barely closed around his hips, letting you see his naked body underneath but not low enough to see all of his groin

such a tease

or a pic of him on his office chair with spread legs and a hand underneath his pants

always asks you to come over when he sends one

𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏

the type to hold his dick, take a pic, send it

but Mammon is a professional model so

when you ask him to do better or if he feels like spoiling you, he'll put some more effort in

pics of ruffled bedsheets barely covering his groin, the rest of his body exposed and in pretty contrast to the white sheets

usually covers his face with his arm, barely showing a smirk

rarely you'll get some mirror pics where he flexes his back muscles and is naked below the waist too for you to see his ass

usually sends them to tease you or to hear you praise him

𝑳𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏

a shy baby

only sends them when he really really misses you or when he wants to initiate phone/chat sex

pics from between his thighs where his lower half is naked but he wears a big hoodie, which he pulls over his dick

sometimes he wakes up real real needy and sends you a pic of his dick grinding and leaking against a pillow

sometimes shower pics where he touches himself

he's usually too shy for this but on very rare (and horny) occasions he sends a pic of his fingers or a toy in his ass - these pics are very messy and shaky

NEVER shows his face in any pics

𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒏

ok hear me out

he takes nudes in like kind of public places

like you get a pic of him stroking his dick in the back of the library or in one of the RAD bathrooms

it's always messy and never very aesthetic but God it's hot

or the type to send a pic of his cum on various fabrics

mostly sends them to rile you up

also, a fan of sending pics of him on his knees from behind

letting you see the perfect curves of his ass in that position... maybe while he sits on some sort of toy?

he always sends them without warning too, anything to catch you off guard

𝑨𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒖𝒔

expert nude taker obviously

you get all kinds of them - in the bath, on his bed, mirror pics, completely naked or half-covered, some even professionally taken

his faves are bath pics though

he feels so soft and pretty and clean and he loves sharing that with you

he knows a bit of a teasing edge makes a nude worthwhile so he likes only showing parts of himself or covers his body with bubbles in specific areas

the pics are so pretty you wanna hang them up - which he wouldn't mind

never really has a reason to send them besides feeling good about himself and wanting to share that with you

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mirror nudes.

especially after the gym when his body is still pumped and glistening with sweat

full body nude, face included, posing, and sometimes covering his dick or stroking it

it's simple but so hot??

also, shower nudes. nice and steamy ones

or after shower pics where he pulls the towel around his waist just low enough for you to see the base of his cock

if he feels like it he might set his phone down between his legs while sitting on the bed and takes a close-up of him stroking himself with his juicy thighs on full display

𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓

always pics of him laying in bed, never much effort but they're cute regardless

loves sending pics of him grinding against pillows/blankets

or you get a random one of his ass with a pretty, sparkly plug in it <3

or of his erection with his boxershorts still on, pants barely pulled down

also sends you a picture of the mess he made when he had a wet dream

his pics are always a prompting to come over and help him out

saves his own pics and resends them to you later to tease you again

mostly because he's too lazy to take new ones

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hi again

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This panel has my whole heart🥹🫶

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Finally on the last page of my current sketchbook (yippee) so I've been flipping back through it to see if i wanna clean anything up or post anything

I'm pretty happy with these :3 (Barbatos fell victim to Warm Up Drawing disease but i genuinely like the rest lmao)

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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And the winner of the Asexual Swag Tournament is...

Leviathan!

winning with 51.6% of the votes, this has been one of the closest finals we've had on this blog so far! it was a very close call as the votes waffling between the two throughout the poll, but Levi inevitably pulled through and won another crown in these tournaments! i am so proud of this asexual pathetic meow meow <3

thank you to all who participated in this; i hope you all had fun with this one!

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[FINALS]

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[ROUND 3]