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*Dua Lipa - New Rules plays in background*

- he dumped you AGAIN, like 5 times before that! - he is a fool! you don't need HIM, you deserve so much more! - he will crawl back! begging for forgiveness at your feet!

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- ну вот опять, он тебя бросил, как и 5 раз до этого! - да дурак он! зачем тебе он нужен! ты достоин лучшего! - сам приползет еще обратно! в ногах будет валяться!

the count is suffering because the doctor abandoned him

emotional support brides

Невыносимые страдания благороднейшего из мужей

После знаменательной встречи с Ван Хельсингом поматросил и бросил, подлец и мерзавец, граф впал в жутчайший сплин и страдает. Невесты пытаются утешить безутешного

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Nothing gives me more joy, than seeing my papertoys assembled by others.

It's the best feedback there is!

Director Diva👄💅🏻 my beloved

Model by @kuzzzma

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Customized action figure of Lord Vetinari.

Headsculpt of Charles Dance, body, trousers and boots - taken from The Advisor by Xensation (unlicenced Tywin Lannister figure). Shirt, cravat & coat sewn by me.

More photos here.

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably-Priced Love and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

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Spotlight (2015): 6% of all priests act out sexually with minors.

Conclave (2024): Cardinal Lawrence does the math.

*just the ever-present thought I had while watching the film*

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It can’t get worse, right? Right?

This fanvid was created for team Galactic Empire, taking part in Winter fandom Battle. It was featured in our team's "visit card" (see on AO3).

I've wanted a video with this song for a looong time, and ended up making it myself...

Video edits are fairly simple, it was the cutting, splicing and layering of audio that took the longest time.

Video: Rogue One: Star Wars Story Audio: IAMX – Stardust

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Recently, I’ve spent some time consolidating my ebooks in Calibre (freeware ebook library management software). One of the things I had to import and organize was my archive of downloaded fanfiction (saved fics can be imported into Calibre as files or one can use plugin FanFicFare for it)

I wanted those files to have some nice looking book covers, so I’ve created a special AO3-edition of my book covers template. Those are to be used with “Generate Cover” plugin, that allows more control over the generated book cover, with an option to create your own design.

Download for free here + get instructions on installation and usage:

https://www.blog.private-universe.net/2025/03/03/calibre-book-cover-templates-ao3-edition/

I hope someone might get some usage of it too...

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Recently, I’ve spent some time consolidating my ebooks in Calibre (freeware ebook library management software).

I had a lot of ebooks, that don't have an official book cover (think short stories etc), but I wanted those files to look pretty too... so I’ve created a template, mimicking PENGUIN paperbacks for myself and now want to share it with anyone, who might want to use it too.

Those are to be used with “Generate Cover” plugin, that allows more control over the generated book cover, with an option to create your own design.

Download for free here + get instructions on installation and usage:

https://www.blog.private-universe.net/2025/02/28/calibre-book-cover-templates/

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Бумажная фигурка Маргариты в исполнении Юлии Снигирь из свежей экранизации "Мастер и Маргарита" (2024).

Скачать бесплатный PDF и склеить себе фигурку можно в моем блоге, там же есть инструкция по сборке.

Paper figures of titular characters from Mikhail Bulgakov "Master and Margarita" book and it's latest film version.

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End of the 2024 & current mood.

Scenes from the film "Ready or Not" (2019) set to the "We Didn't Start the Fire" by ‪Billy Joel.

"My First Video" ™

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New papertoy is Robber Hotzenplotz, a beloved character from series of books by Otfried Preussler. He is based on Nicholas Ofczarek's portrayal from “Der Räuber Hotzenplotz” 2022 film.

Download FREE PDF to build your own from my blog + there are some instructions in English and Russian.

Previously I've done Petrosilius Zwackelmann as played by August Diehl in the same film, check him out.

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Here are some photos of assembled papertoy of Petrosilius Zwackelmann (as played by August Diehl in “Der Räuber Hotzenplotz” 2022 film).

I've designed and built this paper figure, and you can get yourself one too: download FREE PDF to build your own at my blog + there are some instructions in English and Russian.

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New papertoy is an potato-obsessed wizard Petrosilius Zwackelmann as played by August Diehl in “Der Räuber Hotzenplotz” 2022 film. I’ve enjoyed this role of his too much to pass on the figure – it’s insanely entertaining and this evil wizard manages to be touching in his struggle with peeling of potatoes.

The figure turned out very cute and also boasts a completely new experimental feature – optional changeable faceplates.

Download FREE PDF to build your own at my blog + there are some instructions in English and Russian.

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Бумажная фигурка Михаила Булгакова изначально планировалась к его ДР, но... лучше немного позже, чем плохо или никогда.

Скачать PDF и склеить себе украшение для книжной полки можно в моем блоге, там же есть инструкция по сборке.

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...she'll make a fine Satan indeed.

My edit of Jodie Foster' promo photo for "The Silence of the Lambs", idea was born during chat with my friend @tsepesh

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...she'll make a fine Satan indeed.

My edit of Jodie Foster' promo photo for "The Silence of the Lambs", idea was born during chat with my friend @tsepesh

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I finally got around to make a much requested template for Onni Hotakainen papertoy to go with my other Stand Still Stay Silent characters papercrafts.

Download free PDF to build your own here.

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August Diehl's version of Petrosilius Zwackelmann moves and acts like a raptor from Jurassic Park.

Keeping hands close the to body, long nails, constant sniffing and signing only add to the effect.

Raptors are not the only inspiration. When attacking he draws himself to his whole height and makes himself seem bigger!