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Y'all literally write fanfics like you're men. How is it that in your own fantasy world, you're not getting pleasure from it? With every reader x character, it's you pleasuring the character. Women write fanfics like how men view porn.
You're so feminist that even in your own fantasies, you think that you are ugly and that this character would never want you. So unless they're degrading, using, and beating you. That's the only true way you think that they could ever desire you.
I'm not even going to get started on the of-age-reader x underage characters because if I need to tell you why that's wrong, you need to be put on a watch list.
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can i be mean for a sec? k, thanks.
if i see one more eddie munson “i won’t let you forget about this cringe” compilation i’m gonna scream. that app wouldn’t exist as it is now without cosplayers and i’m so sick and tired of this mean girl shit. your attitude is the ugliest effing thing i’ve ever seen.
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This post gets traction once again once in a blue moon and it will forever haunt me… this is my roman empire

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I need a ghost writer for a BDSM smut King of the Hill fanfic where Hank Hill is gagged the whole time. I want to call it Silent Hill.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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Not to be Supernatural on main (again) but Dean Winchester has eldest daughter syndrome.
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Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.
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was just forced to witness a gif set of dylan o’brien reading out thirst tweets about him. he was starring in an mtv show about Teen Wolves in the 2010s he doesn’t give a shit. unflappable. why don’t we talk about “thanks for the support, Jan!” more. you can’t break him.
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I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔
don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
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hey I'm gonna make "that cums severely" a thing okay? that's good with everyone right? you're all gonna incorporate that into your everyday vernacular yes? it's the next big thing I promise. it's gonna be the new fortnite. you can trust me.
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