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one must imagine sisyphus in a homoerotic relationship with the rock. The fujoshi cope

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"It's your meat that's weak. All that skin that sags with age and teeth that rot with sweets. Get rid of it all. Hydraulic cylinder tendons, a faraday caged brain, it's in the steel which hums the truth. Rust is a lie, we don't decay cay cay cat rat mat."

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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

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you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills

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why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball

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SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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women tolerate me but they really like it when im in pain or lost and desperate in a cave. odd but i would never question women

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.