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Clowns after Christmas?

That's awfully strange. And scary. Let's not forget scary.

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@drucilladevil: #pimpin with @egoboosterkylee

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Is there anything I can do?

I can't believe this

Tomorrow’s Christmas and he’s… He’s still gone.

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@thekyleesawyer: Snooping for Christmas gifts with Kylee Wylee's phone  #what #is #a #tag #im #such #a #mom

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Just when I thought I was done... you remind me I have to wrap.

 Bags are okay, right?

I just tried to wrap Dad's present.

My bedroom looks like a post-Katrina New Orleans, and the book looks like it was wrapped by a drunk five year old. I’m the best at Christmas.

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I am so very proud of you.

  So what kind of phone is it? What color?

Public Service Announcement.

Well good, as I just said, I already got yours. 

Wrapped it myself and everything, you’d be proud. 

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Because little sisters always make the top of the favorite list. Janelle, he likes you. You're obviously above me. I don't even know what I'm gonna do tomorrow let alone after Christmas.

Public Service Announcement.

I think that you are his favorite person. I know what you mean, as much as I love shopping, I don’t want to even see a mall any time soon. After Christmas I’m just going to sleep and eat leftovers from the dinner.

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I was only kidding. I already bought your gift anyways.

Public Service Announcement.

You heard me. You going to take back that coal comment now?

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Looks like Darren's two favorite people switched places this year. But yeah, you're right. Finding gifts for so many people on one day has officially exhausted me though.

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I’m usually the one waiting til the last minute and fighting the mall lines, I got finished early this year though. As long as it gets done by Christmas morning though, right?

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New what now?

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Well then it looks like your new phone that I got you is going back to the store. 

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And that's why you're getting coal for Christmas.

Public Service Announcement.

Hoping is not going to help you on Christmas Eve Eve. 

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I usually try to avoid it when it gets to the nitty gritty but I've severely lacked in getting stuff done this season.

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At least you made it out of there alive, the mall is dangerous this time of year.

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A girl can hope, can't she?

Public Service Announcement.

Ky, it’s the day before Christmas Eve, did you really think that the mall would be anything but busy?

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@thekyleesawyer: I think Mynx enjoyed his trip to Starbucks this morning. 

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Public Service Announcement.

Do not go to the freaking mall. It is a war zone in there.