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Here’s a video of me being a fatass in the kitchen cooking some food
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
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I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.
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Big Daddy is lamenting how fat he is getting, but he cannot and will not stop eating. His food intake is out of control and he can’t help himself. Today he is housing hotdog after hotdog..realizing that his football dreams of going pro are no longer realistic. Big Daddy loves eating so much & can’t stop giving in to his cravings.
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This guy absolutely blew up in just a year and a half and doesn't seem to mind showing it off
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