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this is for people working call center jobs and only for people working call center jobs, i am not the complaint department

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love it

Anatomy of Emotions

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by which i mean, i solved another riddle from my own family history:

A STARVING ARTIST is not

A WORKING ARTIST is not

A PAID ARTIST

you feel me?

those are three entirely separate things. Which one are you, starving, working, or paid?

Some of us can occupy all three simultaneously, but it's more like.... hungry, lean, keen, and green.

Where did my math go wrong, and do you want to help solve the equation?

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this also is about jesus, no?

it's a good thing jesus was jewish. because jews -- IM JEWISH DO NOT COME FOR ME --

have a phenomenal track record when it comes to conspiracy theories. if you don't believe me, just ..... well, i'd tell you to look it up, but unfortunately i believe we've cooked the internet

thankfully, many people have chosen to immigrate to the united statews osjilkjwe, yes, apologies, indeed, the "melting pot."

well, who else loves to cook? that's right, hannibal the cannibal

yes, i think at least one of them, and i'm not so concerned about the actors, they're both pale and assimilated, like most(but not all obviously, never forget degrassi) jews, okay, me, i'm great with conspiracy theories,

like, is instagram shadowbanning stories where i show mykeyboard because they don't like the alphabet stickers? cause the alternative is that tech doesn't work, and everyone assures me that tech works

but i digress -- THE CANNIBAL, yes, have you been to see him?

these words are so specific to the context, that's what i love about the script. only the former therapist turned c-list academia celebrity of a stylish and shameless murderer would say "have you been to see him?" to his jailor/captive/lover/..... goy boy.

ohhhhh yeah that's definitely on point. if you never heard of a goy boy you can ask your great-aunt, rabbi, etc., but do so with a shy expression, like the one our sad and lost errand mister/mistress wear above. a mirror, a twin, you may not like what you see,

but if it's true, it'll cut. hannibal, of course, is allergic to lies, but he hates his weaknesses, so he's chosen to externalize his childhood trauma in ways that would not fly in my own therapy space --

but unlike bedelia, i simply would not have taken hannibal lecter on as a client. instead, i would have said, "hey, nice shoes. wanna fuck?"

feel free to accept that prompt, if you like what i have to say on the matter, any of those prompts, there's like forty in there

He's such a cunt. Look at that fucking eyebrow raise. Girl chill, she don't want your man. Frankly, she's having a hard time understanding why you want your man

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SINSTAGRAM

1: is that anything? 2: has it been done before? 1: what hasn't? 2: what's a sin anyway? 1: what's a gram anyway? 3: TA TA FOR NOW 1: TTFN 2: talk to you fucking never 3: hey quick q are my ears bleeding? 1: buddy, was this not an A&B conversation? 2: how much blood? 3: how much is too much? 1: were you not the one who said never enough? 3: did you answer my question about lotteries yet? 2: the one about, why didn't the people get happier? 1: who the fuck cares about the fucking people? 3: were they already happy? 1: were they already happy? jesus christ my lord, were you poor and bleeding and starving? 3: but i was happy there

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nervousness is simply not a factor for me when i need money. this is kind of fucked up i think its perhaps a nervous system regulation issue, maybe we can fix it, maybe we can --

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the coffee shop au of the 22nd century is a loosely religious scam call. jesus, get with the program, people!

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Indeed, says Teal'c

Both of us are too curious about too many things for any ideals. -Hannibal

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How does Tumblr work? To what extent do I need to vet/prove/investigate a community prior to posting? I used to be alurker but you know what they say about tables.

haha sorry you have to listen to ten minutes of bullshit, but that's just the ONE SINGLE CARD, which is what i asked for from my deck..... but it could not give me ONE SINGLE CARD until it rolled through about 49% bullshit..... not an issue for an experienced bull shit huntofisho like me but probably frustrating if you have to listen to me, and for that truly i do not apologize, it's reallly your fault if you listen to me, because we all know i'm craaaaaaazzzzzyyyyyy like my old teacher Mr Brazee, who loved, yes, of course, you guessed it, Whoopi Goldberg. But other people's racial fetishes are simply not my concern, so I try to forget it like a Breeze Pass (that's the public transit here in ATL. talk about my dream job. train conductor. but i'd get bored after, oh, i dunno, a week?)

anyway that one card, for those of you still reading, i'm going to look up the provenance of that card so we can get the NITTY GRITTY LEAD GENERATION, that's what they call ... well, whatever, ugh, where's my fucking book, this is why i don't want to pack up my books, but i have to, it's literally unsafe living here, and yes, my dr's office knows, my dad knows, my mom knows, it's okay, it's all in the family, and we all know family is complicated, we have to take care of our families, even if it means packing your bags and getting the heck..... heck...... Sorry, I had a call from my dad, you know how they worry.

ok, if you're following, the one card i was looking for..... to sum up NAME REDACTED's wonderful resource of a tool:

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Oh shoot I did it outta order too, jeez, somebody get the emergency xanax or whatever

Transcript (auto-generated) kyrrcares at 12:05 PM 0:01 Hello, sorry, I'm still eating. 0:03 I just wanted to say this really quickly before I forgot, you know how brains work, because I will forget. 0:11 Or at the very least, it'll sound like I forget. 0:13 , this is incredibly, OK, so I don't know if I've told you all this. 0:19 It's kind of a psychological theory, which all, you know, sales, confidence, all of it is. 0:28 And just psychological theory after psychological theory. 0:32 Talk about something that I can't stand. 0:35 Mother fucking psychology. 0:38 oh yeah, let's just settle in here. 0:40 I'm gonna use this space in the way that it's intended to be used. 0:45 Which is, of course, practice. 0:53 OK. 0:54 So first I'll tell you where we got on the meeting, and it was about, I'm just guesstimating here, so don't, don't take my numbers as hard numbers. 1:04 , take it more as, I don't know, like, Let's say there's a standard deviation of about 10%, right? 1:17 I got really, really, really, really good. 1:24 At increasing tip pool averages at every tip pool restaurant I have ever worked at. 1:39 And if I could go back in time and exclude and tell myself like, hey, do not fucking work for individuals, that is a scam, unless you're bartending, then it's a different scam, but whatever. 1:52 You already know about alcohol being poisoned. 1:53 , Anyway, I was getting concerned on the meeting because I'm, you know, I'm utilizing my skill and literally I'm, I'm pretty sure, OK, hold on, wait. 2:06 Someone track numbers for me, please. 2:09 we've got 361. 2:15 I'm sorry, that's all irrelevant. 2:16 10, 361 10. 2:20 The fuck is this? 2:24 What the fuck? 2:27 OK, we've got 2 3s that are really, really similar looking. 2:32 OK, so that means we did have Wands show up. 2:37 I thought we didn't have wands show up, but we did. 2:40 OK, that's fine. 2:41 Well, we eventually, well, whatever, OK, so 3:10. 2:48 VIII, that's 8, OK. 2:53 3810, OK, 38 10 1. 2:58 6. 3:03 And Yeah, check this out. 3:09 I gotta be real. 3:11 I think the suit of swords might actually be overrepresented in the stack. 3:14 , 724. 3:23 6984. 3:30 And then, you know, the devil. 3:33 OK, so where was I? 3:35 at 3:33 in the recording we're just establishing. 3:41 That, OK, swords just means intellect, right? 3:47 So it makes a lot of sense for that to show up when we're just doing a team meeting, right? 3:53 It's not that stressful. 3:55 I, of course, and I hope you know, as well as I do, that the minute that I start getting my basic needs met, my urgency is more capable of Experiencing like experience, yeah, the experience experience, the experience experience, of course, is incredible. 4:23 And what the [CREDIT CARD COMPANY] experience is, is when I go into whatever the internet, I don't care, and I log into an account, which I hate doing if you, you know, whoever's on my sub stack or whoever's on my Patreon or whatever. 4:39 My fan list, everybody knows, I cannot stand logging in. 4:51 Almost like clocking in, you know, I was bad at clocking in. 4:54 Oh shit, I love the red. 4:55 OK, that's telling me that I'm almost out of time. 4:58 Shot, but I had a point.

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Five minutes with ... Can you guess the card before I get there? TRY. cheating is allowed i guess. who cares lmao

:00OK, sorry. 0:01Well, why am I apologizing? 0:03This is my. 0:06[REDACTED one on one set channel. 0:10If you're trying to be one on one. 0:13It's about as motherfucking one on one as I can get. 0:17Unfortunately, some people require a substantially greater amount of air time than others. 0:25Airtime is determined, of course, by lung capacity, lung capacity, of course, is determined by health outcomes. 0:31Health outcomes or whatever. 0:32I'm the healthiest transsexual you've ever met, or I'm the only transsexual you've ever met. 0:37Or you don't know what the fuck you're talking about when it comes to transsexuality, but don't tell me to tell you about politics. 0:45Let me tell you about cards. 0:49Oh yeah, I immediately to the world. 0:50Got it. 0:51And then the two that I had pulled at the end of the meeting were actually really good. 0:56We've got, because I was growing concerned, right? 0:58Swords is a wonderful suit. 1:00It's the suit of the intellect, it's the suit of the mind. 1:04There are a lot of negative connotations. 1:06You might see people with that tattoo that they've got the heart and the three swords through it. 1:11Yeah. 1:11, that is representative of the three of swords, kind of like has to do with heartbreak, trilogies, triplets. 1:24Any triplets? 1:24Do we have any triplets? 1:27I feel like that would be a really, anyway, The shoot, I lost it. 1:40OK, whatever. 1:41Ace of Wands and a. 1:45You know, I want to say that I'm looking at a ton of pentacles, I really do. 1:48, and as my mother told me when we were growing up, and we were hungry, and that's fine, a lot of people grow up. 2:00You know, growing up hungry means that you. 2:03Can exercise. 2:06Incredibly. 2:08Powerful health outcomes, you know, in Gaza. 2:13And sorry if this is triggering. 2:17They have to mix salt. 2:21Into the water and of course the water is not even potable. 2:25the salt does help with that, but there's only so much salt can do. 2:29You ever heard of Sodom and mother fucking whatever, right? 2:32, And mixing salt into the water. 2:39Assists with the fibrillation of the heart muscle. 2:47Don't ask me how I know, you know, That's not good enough, right? 2:53You cannot live, man cannot live on salt water alone. 2:56We know this because if we could live on saltwater alone. 3:00We'd be swimming. 3:04Sorry, my dad just texted me what he's saying. 3:06Oh, he's just asking how I'm doing. 3:08That's good. 3:08, Man cannot live on salt water, we already know this. 3:18Man can also not live on bread. 3:19Now these days, everybody's gluten intolerant. 3:25That's why we have to read their cards because they don't trust gospel, they don't trust health outcomes. 3:32They sure as shit don't trust their doctors and you know what? 3:36I'll tell you, even though I'm flexible on it because I love my health insurance company, I trust them. 3:45So much I trust them so much that I received. 3:50, general anesthesia for the first time in my life. 3:56Under this health insurance company. 3:59Like I had had surgeries before. 4:02I had my wisdom teeth extracted and literally that surgery, which was not that, you know, whatever sob story bullshit but I said, I don't actually want you to use anything like can you just not use anything like can we just do this? 4:19Like, can we just, can you just not can can you just do the thing? 4:23I don't really need this whole let me make it better for you bullshit. 4:27Like I don't need your anesthesia. 4:30and they were like, OK, well, by law we're definitely required to give you anesthesia, but why don't we give you some anti-anxiety medication too? 4:37And I was like, sure, that's how I discovered I'm allergic. 4:44Because what I'd like to be allergic to is a state of anxiety. 4:49I'm getting there. 4:50Perhaps you can tell. 4:53Part of the day is the, the 8 of Pentacle.

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Reader, I walked four miles yesterday. To boxing class. Then I went out dancing. Anyway, Hafeez thought I was 27. [...] I’m substantially older, and let me just say this: my physical sustainability is NOT IN QUESTION. Unless the government murks me? But “murk” isn’t even a word in my native language, I’m clearly pale and assimilated and americanized, are you?

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I’m sending out so many help tickets, technically polite but spiritually hostile emails, and passive-aggressive Slack messages at this new sales job —

what's next, y'all? am i going backwards or forwards? all i'm looking at is the funding sources.... where are they? call me artificial intelligentsia the way i'm making you question whether or not my labor is actually worth the time and energy