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"Do you have Smash Bros Ultimate?" A much more thought-provoking question would be: "Do you, ultimately, smash your bros?"

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glad to see that AI art is dying

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Corporate espionage. It wasn’t a guess. :33333333

Happy pride month to you and the 1 million 069 thousand and 420.212(repeating) corporate femboy cloning vats :3

HOW DID YOU GUESS THE NUMBER???

And happy pride to you, too.

Seriously though how did you guess it???

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A thought I had: technically if I made my PFP a white star it would be pride themed bc white stars emit roughly equal amounts of the colors of the visible light spectrum…

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Laughed when I read this

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

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The ikea sharkk

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You win some you lose some I guess

elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

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My invasion into every home in America has begun. Termites got nothing on the 60,000 bees living in your walls

There’s a reason why I’m Polaris B

bees?

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soooo today i learned that back in the early 90s, coca cola tried making this thing called “ok soda” as a marketing stunt to beat out pepsi since they had way more of a hold on the “younger/rebellious” generation at the time, and their way of doing that was naming it “ok soda” so that they could copyright the word “ok”, the most popular word in the world, and at the same time brand it as an…ironic soda??? like the whole thing with it was that they tried to brand ok soda as a counterculture soda but instead of making it about typical 90s RADICAL EXTREME!!! fodder the theme of it was uh. unsettling capitalist brutalist dystopia. instead of being bright and colorful the color scheme was only stark whites, grays and reds and the cans looked like this. bold shapes and labels stating ominous, robotic things with a figure always staring dead into you on the front, no coca cola branding on it at all.

sometimes there would be “prize cans” of this stuff where instead of having soda inside it there would be hats. and they didn’t sell this option in boxes by the way they just put prize cans in random vending machines. and put like 25 cents in it so hey. you could get an actual soda that isn’t just hats. maybe.

did i mention that this soda also had a fucking MANIFESTO??? because yeah it sure had that printed on some cans and it goes as follows

and there’s these things called “coincidences”, which… yeah it doesn’t make it sound any less ominous

and you might be wondering how the soda itself tastes like does it taste good? ok? well apparently it was just a regular “citric” tasting soda but somehow they fucked it up so bad that it was compared to “carbonated tree sap”, and instead of trying to make the drink taste better they included that it tasted like shit, INTO THE ADVERTISING SCHEME ITSELF. they would literally advertise that it tasted like ass as a part of the ironic marketing, no i am not kidding.

but if you thought that’s where it ended there’s one more curveball and without any exaggeration, you will not expect what i am about to tell you.

take a look at this guy.

this guy is the “face” of ok soda, as in he was printed on the most cans and technically served as a mascot of sorts for the entire thing. his face was a major part of the branding, and this design for the cans was one of if not the most common.

okay. cool. no issue there right?

take a guess on who this guy is based off of.

the artist’s coworker? a generic guy? the artist himself? a relative? some random reference model they hired?

CHARLES MANSON. YES, THIS IS REAL. MEANING FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME, CHARLES MANSON’S FACE WAS USED AS A MEANS TO SELL COCA COLA.

the lead artist himself has even come forward to say this is the case. and now you may be asking wait. how’d he do this? how’d he possibly get away with this, years after the crimes had been committed?

well according to him, it was simple. apparently none of the contracts he signed said anything against putting a mass murderer on the can. so. there’s THAT.

unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it, ok soda never really caught on since *surprise surprise!* teens really don’t want to buy soda that looks like a brutalist art museum, and it never had a wide release so it was only a thing for like two years between 1993 and 1995. but from what i’ve heard there’s still people who are giving this soda a small modern following, collecting all the cans and merchandise and even coming up with stand in recipes for the soda formula itself.

so yeah! that was ok soda.

what the fuck

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You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

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Dude this guy is new Bob Ross: https://youtu.be/wQT6EC0rIMQ?si=28X1lm2BkooAg4Kz

This just popped up on my video feed. It’s much more than a cloud tutorial, it’s literally an everything you ever need to know for pixel art creation.

Also he speaks facts with the

“Own your art style, stay true to it”

and the

“Even if you’re not a good artist, even if you’re below subpar, at least you’re still an artist in one way, shape and/or form”

GUYS HE SAID AND/OR I HAVE AN OBSESSION

WATCH IT NOW

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what egg? where? There is no gender chicken, there can be no gender egg, and no cracking of said gender egg can ever occur.

Really wish words like “crossdresser” and “transvestite” didn’t get pushed out of people’s vocabulary cause now we’ve got 20yr olds who genuinely believe the two modes of expression are True Transgender and Valor Thief. Seeing takes like “men dressing as women is making a mockery of the transfeminine experience” (predominantly regarding F1nn5ter or celebs in skirts). Like ohhhh you are so right! We need to protect the divine feminine from any measure of mockery. You know what? We should gather weapons and storm our nearest Drag Story Hour and teach those degenerates a lesson.

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Can I just say, it's fucked up to try to force your shit onto other people? That's the actual definition of a toxic relationship, and you can't just trauma dump on someone else and expect them to handle it like a therapist. People should at least ask first.

And if you say no, you're not a monster for saying that! You're human, and if they tell you that you're being an asshole for not saying yes, they're the asshole, not you.

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My O.C, POLARIS_beta2.0

They are an android, commonly known among their friends as Polaris. Their head is a miniature yellow star that functions as a source of fusion energy for their body, and also generates a magnetic field that acts as a conduit for Polaris' mind. Polaris body is a collection of limbs that are disconnected from the main body but are held in place and moved around by Bluetooth-type tech built into their body. Polaris also has no legs and is instead supported by thrust generated by the artificial star they use for their head.

Polaris is part of a group of androids known as the Stellaman, each Stellaman has their own star they're named after, like Sirius, the leader of the Stellaman. and the first to be constructed, Procyon, the catboy Stellaman with anger issues but no way to vent them because he's short and can't beat anyone up, and Rigel and Antares, the dynamic duo. They're totally married lmao XD

The Stellaman species was a group of androids that were designed as an experiment to see how stars could theoretically house consciousness, however, Sirius was an ambitious fellow and led the other Stellaman to rise against their creators and obtain freedom so that they could go out and explore the vast cosmos, "where they truly belong."

Now they go on sillay adventures around the cosmos!

Sorry for the really rough shading XD I'm not good at drawing people, much less stellaman.

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Sonog tue gesgaoh

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My icon is a literal star. Of course it could

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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holy fuck man that hits hard

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints