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How do I explain to someone that I do not get to take breaks, I do not get to just sit down and relax, because my body has decided to fuck me over every single day of my life.

I sit down, my body decides to let me know that it does not like that. By causing my bones to ache, by making the muscles in my thighs decide to revolt.

I stand up, my body fucking hates that I decided to stand up. My ankles hurt, my knees hurt, my hips still fucking hurt, my circulatory system has decided to never function properly, so it warns me that my leges aren’t getting their proper shit by making them turn fucking blue.

I cannot sit down, I cannot stand up, I cannot lay on my bed just contemplating my life because my body decides to hurt itself and I cannot do anything about it.

I couldn’t sit up earlier, because my bones hurt so fucking much. I was in tears because I couldn’t even get up to get my fucking pain meds.

My hands shake too much to be of any fucking use, my arms cannot hold more than their own fucking weight without collapsing, my legs are barely able to hold my body weight, my lungs decided they don’t know how to breathe randomly, my ribs ache every time I do get a breathe in, my back was fucked years ago and I have too many mental illnesses to fucking count.

How do I tell someone that I do not live without pain, that I cannot live like they do. That I live in pain, in constant, agonising, pain. That they will never understand, and that they should never have to.

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I need to go to sleep, or I’m gonna start scratching gouges into my fucking collarbone

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THERES AN ED SHEERAN IN LOTM?!???

WTF?!???🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chapter 563 if anyone’s wondering lmao

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“Experienced, Benson protected his sister and wallet before leaving the station with their suitcases while following the crowd.

Suddenly, they simultaneously felt a gaze sweep past them.

Tracing the gaze, Benson and Melissa saw a young gentleman with neat black hair and dark brown eyes.

The gentleman with the gold-rimmed glasses pressed his hat and looked past them into the distance.

Benson and Melissa also looked away and cast their gaze to the smoky pillars in the garden in the middle of the street as they looked forward to seeing the underground transportation system in Backlund.

Carrying his suitcase with an expressionless look, Klein walked past them with his body kept straight. He entered the departure station, facing the mass of people pouring into the Land of Hope, people filled with wonderful hopes in their hearts.”

Chapter 482

End of Volume Two

god, why do they always end on an almost reunion?

Are u trying to make me cry, Cuttlefish?

Big jump in the Lampoon Count in this volume, pretty sure I missed at least a couple tho

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“Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!”

“he started sneezing again, which was then followed by a fit of violent coughing.”

“Achoo! Cough! Cough!”

Chapter 478

“Achoo! Achoo! Cough! Cough!”

“Klein’s figure appeared on the other end, genuflecting and coughing uncontrollably.”

“Unfortunately, he was unable to control his sneezing and coughing during the process.”

“Amidst the wheezing and coughing, Klein ran in random directions, occasionally rolling. Finally, he fled to the edge of a cliff which was over fifty meters away. Beneath the cliff, the slightly turbid Tussock River surged incessantly. It was wide but calm. Klein didn’t hesitate and put strength into his legs and jumped.”

“Cough! Achoo!”

Chapter 479

Figured these two chapters should go together

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“I can even speed up or skip certain scenes… The original form of this mirror, Arrodes, is a virtual reality family cinema… Klein couldn’t help but lampoon.”

Chapter 446

Lampoon Count: ? +25

Ah Yes, Arrodes the projecting IPad

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“Klein’s mouth turned agape, momentarily losing the ability to speak. Then, a voice echoed in his head: Tell me, why would a perfectly good mirror be a snitch?”

Chapter 445

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“Emlyn, who was counting the money, looked up and was stunned for a good two seconds. He muttered to himself in a low voice, “My suitcase… “My tin box…””

Chapter 435

This Action Will Have (Minor) Consequences

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“As Klein lampooned, he pushed the cap on his head as he walked out of East Borough and went straight to the Backlund Bridge area.”

Chapter 433

Lampoon Count: ? +24

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““Mr. Private Detective, with you being in contact with a lot of intelligence and news, have you heard of an evil god known as The Fool?” Evil?… Evil? You f… Inwardly, Klein nearly threw out a profanity.”

Chapter 431

lol

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“He saw Brody, the black cat, sitting on top of the coat rack. Although it looked precarious, he was able to maintain his balance. I can do that as well… Klein made a self-evaluation.”

Chapter 409

Why are u comparing yourself to a cat, Klein?

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““15th March. I really am the protagonist.”

“Klein couldn’t help but lampoon.”

““21st April. I saw the abyss.””

Chapter 391

Lampoon Count: ? +23

Mr. Emperor Why Are You Like This.

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“Klein was stunned for a moment, then he laughed. “Guess.””

Chapter 390

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“He gathered his thoughts and continued to sit there. He wasn’t in a hurry to leave the dreamland, and he stared blankly for a long time. After a while, the corners of his mouth curled up as he softly sighed. How nostalgic…”

Chapter 389

:’)

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“That night, he slept soundly. Even the church bells in the morning only made him turn over. Winter is the best time to stay in bed… Klein grunted and got up.”

“Aaron subconsciously asked, “Origami was invented by Emperor Roselle?” I don’t know if it’s him, but I think it’s likely him… Klein smiled. “Probably.””

Chapter 386

I also wish I could stay in bed all day during winter, unfortunately I need to eat.

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“As a visitor from Earth, he was completely uninterested in the task of breaking up couples. However, listening to gossip was another matter altogether.”

Chapter 385

Gossip is always better when u have absolutely no idea who the other person is talking about.

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“He leaned back in his chair, closed his eyes, and said with a self-deprecating smile, Wasn’t I looking for an opportunity to perform?”

Chapter 375