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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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i really like this lil hitch. hes so silly
Hitch's new outfit
(HE/HIM) 🐁🧀🏳️⚧️
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the joker is like ah yes my favorite song normal frog
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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there is no excuse for working with or for ICE. these people are evil to the core. masked cowards and abusers elevated to a secret police that can get away with stories like these every single week.
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chairman and her very special citizen <3
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light world v dark world (v1
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animal girl yuri

redraw of maybe what are my favourite drawings ever. not much of a difference looking at it
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Without looking type the blog name you reblogged this post from.
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ive always loved how terrible the undertale soul sprite is. who draws a pixelated heart like this
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