Wanderlust + Lackluster 25 year old aimless human. Dreaming is a passion, reality is not | It's hard to kill the human spirit Summed up in two quotes: "People seem to never forget that we all have love within our hearts." "My ideal type is a rich man who dies early."
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yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested
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just clownloaded a gigglebyte of silly images
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whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport
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Passed by a sign that said “bong recreation area” and immediately googled it and it became ten times better

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this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

bark bark bark bark
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I need to share this pure joy with everyone. I don’t have any money but if I did I’d blaze this post with it because everyone deserves to see this.
I have several doctor friends and this is usually a good source of entertaining medical stories but today it was a source of Art.
My friends had a teen patient ask them for all their expired Pap smear swabs (which are apparently called cervical brooms). For those unfamiliar, they look like this

She then took them home and came back on her next visit with this

It’s… a peacock. A work of art. Made of expired vaginal swabs, paper, and a plastic hanger.

He has a bow tie and glasses.
I cannot comprehend his magnificence. He’s called Rupert.
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you know how people say my sister from another mister or my brother from another mother? I'd like to submit "my non-binary from another sperm fairy"
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uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term
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Posting memes on IG is the new Tumblr congrats you've all come full circle
#mine#I better not find this on IG or Twitter#lol jk no one follows me anymore I return to Tumblr once a year goodbye
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