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Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.
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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965
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Heads up babes, new spam tactics! Finding authors who have recently posted on ao3 and looking for a matching Tumblr amd messaging them there.

Typically how they work is they ask you to pay them for art, you pay them, they send you AI slop. Sometimes they can be very belligerent.
It makes me sad and angry.
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burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.
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cleaning house canceling a bunch of subs and free trials and shit and this 5-character non-optional complaints section made me scream
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so I had a new roommate move in less than a week ago
…and this morning I discovered a really fun way to learn that he stores things in the oven 🩷


I guess this makes sense except for the fact that his cabinets????


are empty?????????????
(the food there was left behind by the last roommates)
PLUS



as far as I know, this is the only plate he brought 🥸 just the one.
anyway happy carcinogen wednesday I guess!!!!
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I think it'd be fun if Vulcan (the planet) is home to just Screaming hot spicy peppers but Vulcans don't eat them. How long after first contact do you think it takes for humans to start eating them
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