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(touches all ur things)

JAYNNNEEEE DIDNT DRACULA KILL YOU?!!!

STAY DEAD OMG

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(out): look who finally remembered about this blog

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#'JAYNEEEE STOPTOUCHING STUFF ‘

neVER

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“It simply means I do not have to  go through the entire rigmarole of telling him I hate him. He can simply read it off my arm.”

“Fine, fine. Get a bandaid and a pen. You big   drama queen. How can this be of any help?”

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“Oh, no I am taking the dalmatian  back-- you are worth 8 corn chips.”

   ❝ Eight corn chips & a dalmatian. My, I can truly tell      how much our friendship means to you, darling. ❞ 

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“No, a cast is highly impracticable. A larger bandaid will do-- and a pen,  if you have one.”

���Well, how about a cast, then? Plenty of room to write on,   and on top of it you can use it to hit people.”

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL MAKES WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

TAGGED BY; @confiidante

[★] B A S I C S Name: Evy Pronouns: She / Her  Sexuality: Pansexual Zodiac sign: Leo Taken or Single: Single Three facts:  I am a Barista. I have a degree in Creative Writing. I used to want to be a vet.

[★] E X P E R I E N C E How long (months/years?): like 3 years I think Platforms you’ve used: Tumblr, Skype, Kik Best experience: Just meeting all these really rad people?

[★] M U S E   P R E  F E R E N C E S Gender: Female Favorite face:  Gillian Anderson Least favorite face: Nina Dobrev and idk all those overly used ones Multi or Single: Single, but like if you can do multi then go you.

[★] W R I T I N G   P R E F E R E N C E S Fluff, Angst or Smut: Anything and everything?? Though like, if it’s smut, I’m hella selective. Plots or Memes: Plots Long or Short replies: I really prefer long replies, but I’m lazy so most of mine are medium unless I’m really tired. Best time to write: I usually get the inspiration to write at like 4am which sucks because of the hours I work. Are you like your muse(s): UHM??? Aside from the fact that she is BAMF who huns vampires? I suppose in some ways?

[★] Tagging; anyone who wants to do it tbh

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“I am sensing sarcasm-- would 8 corn chips be better?”

“And that really is far more then I want.”

       Oh, yes. Simply stellar, darling. Thank you.

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dinosaurbandaids replied to your post:dinosaurbandaids replied to your...

Fine. But only because I like puppies.

I don't think I want to sell her.

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“I need the room so as to write on it, Andromeda.”

“You do realise that it’s a tiny scratch, right? You fight vampires   and we’re talking about a bandaid for a tiny scratch. It’s not like   half of your arm got ripped off…”

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crxella replied to your post:awww Jayne and Cruella are such good friends.

&& ( well, that’s just rude, jayne. i’m at least worth 2 )

I may be selling you to Andromeda for 6 corn chips and a dalmation. Does that make you feel better about yourself?

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dinosaurbandaids replied to your post:dinosaurbandaids replied to your post:awww Jayne...

4 and a sparkly sticker.

6 corn chips, and I'll even throw in a dalmation.

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“Could I possibly have a blue one? Big preferably, with enough room to write 'I hate Alexander Grayson'.”

“Well, I do have them in green and yellow. Also blue, magenta,   orange, another shade of pink, with big dinosaurs and small   ones. I have green ones with dinosaurs wearing tiny bandaids.”

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dinosaurbandaids replied to your post:awww Jayne and Cruella are such good friends.

Annie gives you two for her.

5 or no deal.

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“But surely you have other colors? Can I simply exchange it for another one?”

“Don’t be afraid to show your feminine side. You clearly have   no problem using that otherwise, looking at that admirable   cleavage. If they laugh at you, all the more reason to kill them.”

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awww Jayne and Cruella are such good friends.

“I would sell her to Satan for one corn chip.”

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“But it is pink! Of all the colors it could  have possibly been, it had to be pink.  Had it been, say, red, I may  have let it go. Vampires will not cower in fear of a woman with a pink dinosaur bandaid on her arm.”

“Think of it that way: If you still manage to scare them,   cute bandaid or not, there clearly is nothing that could   possibly stop you.”