HAPPIEST GIRL (Hufflepuff Ambitious Potterhead and Procrastinating Idjot with Extreme Self-doubting Tendency, Great Imagination, and Roaring Laughter). I tend to react fiercely to almost everything, I really should talk less but I actually smile a lot.
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4 word horror story
“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”
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Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]
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Anyway I miss Peggy Carter violently beating the absolute everloving fuck out of dudes with any object within her reach while upbeat jazz music is playing in the background
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Harry Potter OTPs (the never ending list): Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks
“And the meaning of Tonk’s Patronus and her mouse-colored hair, and the reason she had come running to find Dumbledore when she had heard a rumor someone had been attacked by Greyback, all suddenly became clear to Harry; it had not been Sirius that Tonks had fallen in love with after all.”
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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everyone expected anthony stark to go down in history as ‘howard stark’s son’, but tony made the opposite true. he made it so that when historians would write about the stark legacy centuries later, howard stark ends up being nothing more than a footnote in the biography of tony stark. and that’s the biggest ‘fuck you’ tony could have ever given his father and i love every bit of it.
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“Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices.”
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does anyone else get stressed out about the wizarding world advancing and not knowing about it? Harry Potter took place in the 90’s and its 2015 now. What’s the best model broom? Who won the World Cup? Are the Weird Sisters considered classic for this era or are they just a forgotten fad? I need to know these things.
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Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to
Lose the newborn antichrist
Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy
Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
Turn fake guns into real guns
Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world
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I’ve never had a group of friends before
I promise that I’ll make y’all proud
Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd
4/? of Harry Potter x Hamilton edits
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Things that should have been in Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 & 2
Lupin and Tonks
Harry becoming Teddy’s godfather
Lupin and Tonks
Harry’s argument with Lupin
Lupin and fucking Tonks
Something to do with Teddy
ANYTHING to do with Teddy.
*cries*
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You have clearly never met me before
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A short story of a college students life
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Reading about abusive men and the way they think. Very unsettling and an incredible book so far. Here are my very professional notes.
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In case you ever wondered why I love her so much...
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@headbangingsappho tagged me and I was up to the challenge of trying to write up ten things about me so... Here are 10 random facts about me: 1 I study Swedish 2 My first Harry Potter book ever to read was the Order of the Phoenix 3 I am going to Ireland for my next academic semester 4 I plan to be a Hungarian as Foreign Language teacher and a literary translator 5 all my three siblings' names start with the same letter as mine 6 before high school I only had two girls among my friends (despite the fact that I had a lot of friends) - now it's the opposite: I have numerous girls and only two boys 7 I used to be a semi-professional swimmer (or what) 8 I have a strong fascination towards musical instruments but I can play none of them 9 though I have an accoustic guitar in my room which I love very much 10 I kinda often do volunteer work I don't tag anyone this time but feel free to do this for yourself as well :)
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