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HamHams - Merry Tottoko Christmas

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so i started a new book

*drags hands down face*

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I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

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Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

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hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heres what my gastly costume looks like so far

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You're right maybe I should get one in my price range you're a little bit too cheap for me. 200 an hour. You got no tits to got with the 200 😂😂

& here we have a man who asked for my rates, couldn’t afford my rates (despite me not even offering him my services as i don’t take bookings through social media), told me that nobody is worth £200ph, told me that anybody who pays £200ph needs help & then pretends that it’s actually me being **too cheap** for him that’s the ~real~ problem. why do men feel emasculated by everything & then feel like they have to lash out because of it

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where is this kids oscar