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HEY!!! Can you guys mass report this account? Theyre stealing a bunch of other artists art to resell and scam on tiktok (including mine) and its really upsetting when this is my livelihood to pay for my rent and food, and probably the same for these other artists! If you could help me out and report them (account it aclica_keychain) and let others know that would be so wonderful! Thank you guys for all the support i couldnt be more thankful hrhrghshfhh

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drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

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how i feel playin r.e.p.o. when the huntsman fucking gets me

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i feel like a photoshop file

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song is Jesus Dont Like That I’m Gay but Satans Cool With It by Lil Boodang

first time tryin to make something like this

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heegehheeebbbb sillies

big fan of these two. this valentines day post is late sadly but i wanted to draw them loveyy

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smile dog warmup

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BABIES soooon… ive been obsessed with the seal game on robloxx

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new homestuck stickers!!! goiing sticker crazy!!!!

psssst

you can find my stuff here >:o)

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just a chill guy honkin horns

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guess what came in today!!

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almost midnight bbbbut IDC‼️‼️‼️ also i spelled knite wrong on purpose heheheh

click for more infoo vvv

YOU CAN CHECK THIS OUT ON MY ETSY!!!

i just didnt wanna clog ppls dash with GIANT LINK STUFFF

DAVE STRIDER CHARM PREORDER!!!

This preorder listing will be open now until OCTOBER 6TH and will then be CLOSED, so order while you can!!!

this keychain will be a 2.5inch double sided sparkly acrylic charm + bonus surprise stickers!

WILL THIS CHARM BE AVAILABLE AFTER PREORDERS?

- yes it will but i will have a VERY limited stock as im only going to be ordering the amount for preorders and a small amout of extras

HOW SOON WILL SHIPPING START?

- your order will be shipped out a week after they arrive, due to having a full time job so itll take me a week at most to have your order packaged and shipped off with lots of love!

If you have any questions please feel free to message me!

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almost midnight bbbbut IDC‼️‼️‼️ also i spelled knite wrong on purpose heheheh

click for more infoo vvv

YOU CAN CHECK THIS OUT ON MY ETSY!!!

i just didnt wanna clog ppls dash with GIANT LINK STUFFF

DAVE STRIDER CHARM PREORDER!!!

This preorder listing will be open now until OCTOBER 6TH and will then be CLOSED, so order while you can!!!

this keychain will be a 2.5inch double sided sparkly acrylic charm + bonus surprise stickers!

WILL THIS CHARM BE AVAILABLE AFTER PREORDERS?

- yes it will but i will have a VERY limited stock as im only going to be ordering the amount for preorders and a small amout of extras

HOW SOON WILL SHIPPING START?

- your order will be shipped out a week after they arrive, due to having a full time job so itll take me a week at most to have your order packaged and shipped off with lots of love!

If you have any questions please feel free to message me!

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NEW SHOP

hey ive updated my pinned post with the new etsy! I unfortunately had to refund everyone on my old one and close it down because the tax information was under my mothers name. She recently got married and i needed to update the tax information but its kind of difficult when i live far away from her atm. It took a while to figure iut what to do because etsy refused to let me get out the already purchased orders and print the shipping labels, so i refunded and opened a new shop with MY tax information!!! Im sorry to the people who waited for the refund, but i hope youl still decide to shop with me!!

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I need your help

things are really rough again

this is all im getting paid on my next check and its not enough for anything, the money just keeps getting worse and worse and im starting to lose hope and not know what to do anymore. im struggling so much just trying to get this stupid car to work so i can get a better job. im exhausted 24/7 and i dont get paid enough to leave and get a better job. please help me if you can. reblog this. i have a gofundme and a kofi link and my direcr cashapp, even 1 dollar helps, and every single reblog helps. im at a loss. im so tired

cashapp - $miraclekind

kofi - https://ko-fi.com/mrthful

gofundme - https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-mirthful-secure-a-vehicle?attribution_id=sl:072317b3-9de0-47c4-925f-c372effdeb4d&utm_campaign=man_sharesheet_ft&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

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