Laine | 40 | Bi | They/Them | Hula Hooper | What is gender Really? Risin' up, straight to the top Got the guts, got the tiger Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop Just a man (they're grrrrrrreat!) Just a tiger-man And most of all I'm loose
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everyone knows about pulled pork, you can find that on any corner. but i can get you some pushed pork
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Why is Kermit censored, Amazon? 😭 (I found the ad on FB first, the went to the listing. Both are censored.)


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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
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I couldn't get the smoke to work out soo smugjug don't EVER exhale
smugjug model by @moctor
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Concept: Batfamily-style mob of young sidekicks and hangers-on, except the big name superhero they're ostensibly affiliated with doesn't exist, and in fact has never existed. They just got together and made up a dude based on a synthesis of pre-existing urban legends in order to benefit from the protection of "his" fearsome (and fabricated) reputation. Sometimes one of them puts on the suit and cowl and pretends to be the Big Guy to keep up appearances, which has been a near-disaster each and every time they've tried it; they're constantly two steps away from somebody putting the pieces together and kicking over the whole house of cards.
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oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.
according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.
laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.
standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.
laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.
https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877
definitely worth a lot more research.
if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.
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Season 1 of Clone High might be the funniest show ever made
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