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Guys I'm dying-
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DUOLINGO TWEETING THIS-
(THE ACTUAL TWEET FOR PROOF-)
(Here's some fanart of this tweet-)
IT IS REAL.
DUOLINGO IS SHIPPING THEMSELF WITH ALASTOR-
I AM DYING HELP ME-
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Lucifer study Somebody please give this man his meds 😭
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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
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This guy in my town owns a rug store, and he’s always changing his sign out front but he’s also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant
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You are the oldest and wisest archmage in the whole kingdom. You are also only in your mid 30s, although no one believes you when you tell them.
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So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton
c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this
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I will always marry this class act MF.
Going to try one of these
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