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Death comes for Minerva McGonagall.

It comes for her, as it came for her husband, so many years ago. It comes for her, as it came for her Headmaster, the price of his ambition. It comes for her, as it came for far too many of her friends and students, in one war then another.

Death comes for her.

Minerva McGonagall Looks at Death, and raises an eyebrow.

Death pauses, then nods and backs away. “We’ll call this number three then, shall we?”

She smiles as she turns back to her paperwork. There is a reason her animagus form is a cat.

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Everybody: Hey @staff can you get rid of nazis, pedos and pornbots, please?

Staff: wHaT dO yOu sAiD?????? tHaT wE gEt rId oF aLl nSfW pOsT????

Everybody: no?… I said that-

Staff: nO pRoBlEmO, wE gEt rId oF hAlF oF oUr wEbsItE bEaCuSe tHaTs wHaT yALl wAnT :DDDD

Everybody: *screetching noises* *screams in pain*

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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

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Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

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Honestly during the battle of Hogwarts I feel immensely cheated at not having more Peeves v. Voldemort time because Peeves can’t die and is a complete asshole and I just really want that interaction in my soul of how furious Voldemort would be with Peeves for just existing. Voldemort can’t banish or kill Peeves so he would be trying to direct his Death Eater troops with Peeves floating three feet to the left repeating everything Voldemort says in a mocking high-pitched voice.

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“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

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Now this is very cool.

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There are hundreds more.

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Guys this is really happening, our mans is finally gonna be the star of his own show.

I’d like to thank my mum, the academy…

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If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

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free him

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- Two Sad Hackers -

Yeah, Futaba probably plays Mystic Messenger. She’s probably also suffering from that Ray route eternal cliffhanger :/

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