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DREDGE (fanart) by hby_stuff

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I found a pregnant mermaid full of eggs at the toy store…

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my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

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I had a dream where a fictional stand up comic I was hanging out with was losing his sponsor ship with Snickers. So in a last ditch effort to save his deal he flew to New York to convince the board of directors to keep his sponsorship. But instead of using a set he knew he wanted to use new material only, before giving his set he turned to me and said. "Time to peel some slurps", which was his phrase for trying out new jokes. I think about this daily.

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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It wasn't there 😔

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It’s a polyresin model of a pig asleep in a burger bun with lettuce and tomato. I suppose it’s a very literal sort of Hamburger.

In the RSPCA charity shop in Tavistock, UK.

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I think the 'Fruit Sniffer' will be big on here

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Sweetheart Werewolf for @sundaysplayzone!

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We out here, stridulating off key

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster