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So

I’m going to start posting ocs I guess, feel free to message me if you want to roleplay?

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PSA

So, I’m not going to be online tomorrow (8/1) because I’ll be on a plane.

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Pfft

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“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”

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6-13 for the unusual asks? :D

Sure?

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Here we go.

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

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Let’s do this

unusual(ish) asks <3

who’s your celebrity crush?

are you single or taken?

rant. just do it

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

how many accounts do you have?

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

how many accounts do you follow?

favorite brand of clothing?

name a dog

what unusual talent do you have?

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

ever prank called a store?

what’s your coffee order?

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

google the top song from the year you were born

rant about your favorite musician 

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

describe your blog in 3-5 words

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

can you dance? sing?

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

crowds or small groups?

how long before a trip do you pack?

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

how old do you get mistaken for?

what do you think about a lot

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

what does home mean to you?

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!

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"There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to fight the battles we never could."

Nick Fury

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Woohoo I have several beautiful bisexual friends, and I am a heteroflexible myself.

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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My Fandoms (W.IP.)

—Adventure Time, Assassin's Creed, 💮Attack on Titan, A Silent Voice

—Be More Chill, 💮Bendy and the Ink Machine, Beyblade, 💮Black Clover, 💮Blue Exorcist

—Call of Duty, CatDog, Codename Kids Next Door, 💮Creepypasta, 💮Cuphead

—Danny Phantom, 💮DC Super Comics, Disney, Doctor Who, 💮Durarara, Devilman Crybaby

—💮Eddsworld

—💮Fairy Tail, Fallout, Far Cry, 💮Five Nights at Freddy's

—Glitter Force

—Halo, 💮Hamilton, Happy Sugar Life, Happy Tree Friends, 💮Heathers, Hello Neighbor, 💮Hetalia, 💮Hunter x Hunter

—Invader Zim

J—

K—

L—

—💮Magi, 💮Marvel, Mirai Nikki, 💮Mobile Suit Gundam, 💮My Hero Academia, MyStreet, Marble Hornets

N—

—💮One Piece, 💮One Punch Man, 💮Ouran High School Host Club

—Percy Jackson, 💮Pokémon

Q—

—Red Data Girl, Read Dead Redemption, Rosario x Vampire, Riverdale

—💮Saints Row, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Steven Universe, 💮Sword Art Online, Skyrim, Swordgai, Stranger Things

—💮The Devil is a Part Timer, 💮The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, 💮The Seven Deadly Sins, 💮Tokyo Ghoul

U—

V— Vampire Knight

W—

X—

—💮Yandere Simulator, 💮YouTube, 💮Yuri on Ice, Your Lie in April

Z—

(Just note that these are not all for roleplay. Sorry. I'll have my rules on another post)

💮= I will roleplay this topic

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>Number fifteen: Burger King foot lettuce.

>The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.

>But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

>A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

>With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

>Admittedly, he had shoes on.

>But that's even worse.

>The post went live at 11:38 PM on July sixteenth, and a mere twenty minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee.

>At least, I hope he's rogue.

>How did it happen?

>Well, the Burger King employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio.

>This was at 11:47.

>Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment.

>Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer.

>And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: Burger King's "Tell us about us" online forum.

>The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached.

>Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the Burger King in question the next day.

>When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is."

>"He's getting fired."

>Mystery solved, by 4chan.

>Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

—Chills, Top 15 Mysteries Solved by 4Chan

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