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Last art for today!

The unfortunately named Groín may have influenced his son a little *too* well

Inspo;

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Unfortunately this is probably going to get bigger and bigger so I'm going through this tag with my most common fandoms and just muting anyone with works tagged with this.

And if you take offense at this, I'm gonna be the too woke friend and ask if generating shitty fanfic is worth wasting clean water, polluting the air, making Silicon Valley richer? It's not. Write it your goddamn motherfucking self.

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30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

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Did anyone try to tell him he could just make an AO3 account with a different username? I assume the answer is yes but...

https://www.tumblr.com/the-bar-sinister/792584570221576192

Reminds me of this guy who said he never leaves kudos on fics because he doesn't want his name attached to anything, but that the hit counter would go up because he clicked on the link. He really thought there was an algorithm that would make fics more popular in search engines if the hit counter was high. No one could convince him there was no such thing

Oof. V_V

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I don't know who invented the quote (it's been around for years):

Every time someone invents something idiot-proof, someone else comes up with a better idiot.

It is important to bear in mind that "only an idiot could fuck that up" does absolutely not mean that this particular outcome would be automatically impossible. Not only is the existence of idiots in any given situation entirely possible, their presence and involvement is statistically very probable.

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tiny ancient greek and roman craftspeople in my circulatory system are using accumulated microplastics to decorate the insides of my blood vessels with beautiful mosaics. Nobody can see them, but they’re still art.

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If you could take one historical person with you to visit some thing or place for a few hours, who would you take and where?

I'd take Beethoven to a rave. Not because I'd think he'd particularly enjoy the scene, but he would have loved experiencing an event where you're supposed to feel the music vibrating through the air and the floor.

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Harmful sedentary work

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Eine Gruppe Studenten von der Uni Siegen hat ein paar Folgen und kürzere Clips von Star Trek TNG re-synchronisiert (die Soundeffekte mit Hilfe einer Action Figur). Absoluter Schwachsinn in Siegerländer Dialekt, Picard ist ein gewaltbereiter Alkoholiker, Riker hat ca 2 Gehirnzellen, Data 2 KB RAM, und der kleine Worf muss immer um acht ins Bett. Ich gebe offen zu, es ist eine recht spezielle Art von Humor.

Alien: ich ersuche sie, ihre grobe Ausdrucksweise zu unterbinden.

Picard: Grob werd ich erst wenn ich auf deinem Zähnen Klavier spiele.

Naja ich wurde nur beim Festplatte aufräumen neulich etwas nostalgisch. Ich putz dann mal meinen Rollator und zuckel nach Hause....

Sinnlos im Weltall, gibbet dat noch oder bin ich zu alt und zu lange ausgewandert?

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Sleeping dragons

(Ragnor almost dies, and Magnus decides he’s quite simply had it with Valentine and his little band of genocidal bootlickers. AU of 1x12)

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The portal closes behind the two Shadowhunters, but Magnus doesn’t spare their departure any attention.

It’s just him and Ragnor now in the front room of his friend’s house, Magnus kneeling beside his little cabbage on the floor, desolation in his heart.

His best friend is in front of him, a gaping wound in his throat, heart barely beating any longer, magic sluggish, slowing, dwindling, not even his powers enough to keep him here, to heal him, the last thread connecting Ragnor to this life rapidly fading, his spirit barely holding on.

Magnus can feel it, can feel his magic dissipating, his life force dulling, losing itself to the void from where there is no coming back.

And, no. Just. No.

Magnus refuses to lose Ragnor, his little cabbage, his best friend, his brother in all but blood.

He just won’t.

Magnus clenches his teeth.

No matter what.

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inspired by this post on german egg culture and intricate rituals around consuming eggs by @langernameohnebedeutung I have to ask:

this is open to germans and non germans, i can't put i enough answers to separate between that

if you call it smth else pls tell me what you call it (and where you're from if you like)

so, what is Eier knippen?

Eier knippen is a game played with (usually hard) boiled eggs in which two participants bump their eggs' heads together. the egg that cracks loses.

it's important to bump them in a way that is forceful enough to win, but doesn't compromise the entire integrity of the egg (if your egg is no longer egg shaped after the bump you did it wrong)

there is no real goal to it other than silly egg battles. it can be played as a tournament

some families choose a small reward for the winner like being except from cleaning up the table that day

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people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

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small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

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Nächsten Dienstag 11:30.

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!