lalalychee

[lalalychee]

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

[lalalychee]

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

[lalalychee]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[lalalychee]

saying “LEAVE IT!!” to my intrusive thoughts like a dog that has something it shouldn’t have in it’s mouth

[lalalychee]

[lalalychee]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[lalalychee]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[lalalychee]

[lalalychee]

I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

[lalalychee]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[lalalychee]

I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

[lalalychee]

where's that post that's like "morrissey is insufferable. thank god only four of his albums with The Smiths and nine of his solo albums are timeless classics"

[lalalychee]

x

[lalalychee]

[lalalychee]

[lalalychee]

zoo day!

[lalalychee]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten