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Jinu trolling from the astral plane ✨

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When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

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like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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thought u should have these <3

how it feels when i have to go to work in the scared mines

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KPDH in the brain ✌️

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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When you remember to wear your lucky "anti-kappa sneak attack" kimono.

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Out playin gold again

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Nothing scarier than taking off your contacts. Literal realization of, "damn bitch you see like this?"

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Ashley Plantation golf course

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My dad gave me his beer. The above rule still stands. But if offered... Take it lol

There is a certain level of beer math where I don't need another beer. If I have to think THAT HARD about it, I should drink water.

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There is a certain level of beer math where I don't need another beer. If I have to think THAT HARD about it, I should drink water.

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hysterectomy should be an informed consent procedure full stop. it should be illegal to deny someone a hysterectomy based on their age or based on them not having kids or based on their spouse/partner not signing off on it. anyone over 18 should be allowed to make that decision.

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Being a committed pedestrian in a major city will make you hyperaware of the ways urban areas will attempt to make themselves hostile to homeless people and the ways that these efforts also make life worse for everyone else. The needlessly narrow sidewalks, the uncomfortable and inconvenient seats at bus and train stops, the noise pollution from convenience stores piping loud music outside. It all sucks, it all has a negative impact on everyone simply trying to exist within a community, and it’s all in service of cruelly trying to drive a class of people from public view.