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rfk jr accidentally makes history as the first truly funny republican. this is terrible but i genuinely cannot stop laughing
#IN ROCK CREEK? EW! EW EW EW!#what kind of dumbass!!!!!! bitch where are you even swimming in rock creek
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someone is playing the fucking bagpipe outside
#so excited with this accidental moment of beauty and then realized ah shit the yearly Cop Biker Parade is in town :/#txt
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that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school
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Cats getting caught doing crimes
#so glad that cats have the same instinct as me#hwich is to pretend immediately that i was doing something else and not what i was totally caught doing#i like when they scootch things back from the ledge. very good
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talking about 911 again sorry. none of these ao3 people get it or know how to make it good and it’s so sad genuinely because like. well the beauty of destiel is that dean winchester is so crazy fucking insane and he’s in love with a cosmic entity so yada yada we know how this goes i don’t actually need to explain it. whereas buck and eddie is like if dean winchester was trying to date himself. i’m so sincere in this. i’ve gotten into it unironically now and i appreciate that they are not normal but the appeal lies in the fact that both of them think they are. you know. one of them should be trying to do on labor while the other does put up your dukes simultaneously like that’s the level these guys are on. and then you go to ao3 and they’re talking about their feelings. lame
#literally sorry one of them is doing put up your dukes#the thing is they ARE somewhat in a therapyspeak of a show so a certain fanon trend exacerbates this#anyway its literally like 2 dean winchesters trying to date. and thats why its good. dont take that away from them they need it#this vs my now lost post about how buck and maddie are like if sam and dean switched personalities but not birthing order#everything is about supernatural. except for supernatural which is about. uh. highways
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https://x.com/kat__writes/status/1920949026502889513
Chat I’m really starting to think that Kat got the one.
That she got the first buddie canon interview 🥹🥹🥹
KAT PLEASE
#me for the last like 6 months: oh my god its happening#me reading this: oh my god its???? happening???????????
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"how did you get here keaton" great question. I was watching a documentary on the boston bombing (which I do in fact remember myself, thank you) and there was a bit of war on terror background montage which include a clip of the second plane that I absolutely thought was cgi. and I went "well that can't POSSIBLY be real" and then well it turns out it is and there are dozens others and well. now I'm on wikipedia at 2 am on a work night. such is the life of living in my brain
at the point in the mental breakdown stress where something truly weird decides to grip my dopamine receptors, and this time it turns out to be. eyewitness video of 9/11. and anyway pretty sure I just saw one of those crit role guys
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at the point in the mental breakdown stress where something truly weird decides to grip my dopamine receptors, and this time it turns out to be. eyewitness video of 9/11. and anyway pretty sure I just saw one of those crit role guys
#the thing is that i am of the age where technically i was alive but i was. four so i wasnt exactly Locked In#but i DID very much witness and was subjected to the cultural Aftermath#so ive seen like. cnn reporting etc. yearly in social studies class. which i soon learned to tune out. and flag slo mo over survivors etc#oh my god i just remembered my confirmation class field trip on 9/11 they fucking made us watch a half hour fucking montage of solemn peopl#which for some reason we had to go to some other church to do. all day.#txt
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the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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#not her pulling sanford meisner on them..... hit em where it hurts viola#altho like. idk logisitically how that would work bc like. do you WANT white girls at julliard in raisin in the sun?#from a technical training standpoint i get it but the practicalities of like. normalizing giving significantly black roles to white ppl#idk how well that would work out in uh. practice#and yes its bc white is treated as the unmarked default but also a white girl playing beneatha#i mean the bit about her straightening her hair and its jessica chastain
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
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boss lady has been weird and squirrelly the last couple weeks, avoiding me (essentially her de facto deputy) and only popping up to be weird abt like. me reading at the till (which previously wasn't the rule, but)
turns out it's bc she was promoting the lead I trained in feb (same age, experience, etc) to assistant store director, a full time position none of us even knew was open. so at least we know why now lol
#meanwhile 4 separate ppl have come up to me like 'hey did you know abt this? did you apply?' and i just keep being like :) nope! :)#and then they nod knowingly#keeping in mind again that over the last 8 months we've had a massive overhaul as we got corporatized and if it werent for fucking ME#we would have absolutely crashed and burned bc again i dont get paid like it but im management junior#because we went to 2 MANAGERS for the whole 3 stores + warehouse literally overnight#but yeah sure promote the girl i trained 3 months ago thats cool i mean you definitely dont know already that i barely make rent#also nevermind the fact that last month she kept trying to make me enforce her Good Cheer Regime by saying ppl look up to me as a leader.#so i should do more work and have more responsibility. but also still not more pay dw#im so fucking sick of this bitch lmao#txt
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you either get off’d by jack the ripper or you jack off the ripper, life is all about choices
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though I will say that losing my blog made me dismayed to realize how few names or urls I actually retain, know that even then I still remember u all, names or not. I see something and think "wow my mutual who really liked x would love this" and even if I do not exactly remember who that is, I am still thinking of them fondly
#whichever one of you from twitter 2019-20 it was that loved the ritual i am thinking of you reading this fic tonight. know that#txt
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"are they lovers?" worse, they're sherlock and watson variants.
#im so sick of this shit know your herstory its called the dynamic own up to it#you cant get away from it. you will never get away from the sound of the woman etc
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