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It works in both ways with these two

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Sam definitely drunkenly humped deans grave while he was in hell. Like he was so unhinged he full on saltburned that bitch.

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Dean makes jokes about Sam needing to cut his hair cuz Sam’s long hair makes him horny and he feels gross about it.

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ITS WINCEST ITS WINCEST ITS WINCEST ITS WINCEST ITS WINCEST ITS WINCEST ITS W—-

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Dean puts on lipstick to surprise Sam and Sam is very visibly Not Into It so Dean is mortified and spiraling and Sam is valiantly trying to get hard but his aesthetic sensibilities are not letting him ignore the fact that Dean does not know how to color match and it’s really not his shade

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Wincest is so wild because I think a big part of it is that Jensen and Jared had a super flirty friendship in real life and they couldn’t separate it from acting so it bled through and made the brothers come across the same but also like��.

Some of it was just written into the script. Like they knew what they were doing with everyone confusing them for gay lovers and that scene where Sam is sitting outside of the motel room in season three, the fucking scarecrow episode where they broke up etc lol

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it’s so funny that Dean is, like, an insane yandere brocon on main while Sam gets to cutely pretend he’s not equally off his fucking rocker because that guy did NOT give a fuck about getting an innocent person killed so Dean could live in s1ep12. Sam dies and Dean says yeah okay then let the damn world end; Dean gets a death sentence and Sam says I Literally Don’t Care Who Has to Die For You to Live. brothers! god. fuck

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anytime sam suggests dean can stop looking after him and take care of himself instead so they have a healthier relationship and dean stares at him like "do you want me to kill myself, then? you fucking hate me, sam? you take my only joy in life and spit at it for fun?" alright man. go feed him directly from your mouth like a baby bird then, fuck.

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Imagine a world where Sammy became a lawyer and Dean became the most wanted man on TV. Every time Dean was caught on camera, CCTV, or anywhere at all, he would just wink twice and pout—because he always knew that Sammy was staring at him from the other side of the screen, and THEY enjoyed that.

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dean being excessively vocal in bed but only with sam, telling sam how fucking good he is at taking it, saying that he was made for this, calling him puppy and other sappy names, and talking so much that even sam is telling him to shut up between gasps and moans even though its really turning him on but its also super embarrassing so he just wants dean to seriously just shut the fuck up already before he comes

alternatively, dean being a super vocal bottom, telling sam how great his dick is and "yeah, just how I taught you, baby," "so big, just for me," and "you're a fucking natural, big boy"

anyways, dean just won't stop talking because it's his baby brother and he's just so proud of him for being so good in bed

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thinking abt sam drunk calling dean while he’s at stanford and it starts out normal enough, with them exchanging their how are you’s and how have you been’s. dean’s so excited to talk to sam that despite how foolish it makes him feel, he can’t bring himself to shutup.

as he rambles on he almost doesn’t catch it, but he’s so attuned to every little noise sam makes, even miles away, that’s it’s impossible for him not to. at first he thinks he was hearing shit, but then sam’s voice starts to get breathy, hitching in a way dean’s all too familiar with, and he knows.

it makes dean’s dick twitch in his jeans with pure, unadulterated want when he hears that soft lilt, a hummed little sigh that means sammy’s finally relaxing, thinks dean doesn’t know his dirty little secret, and he almost wants to say something.

hell, he’d drive over there right now at the drop of a hat and finish sam off himself if he’d just ask, and it’s kinda killing him that he won’t. however, there’s a bigger part of him that can’t bring himself to acknowledge it in the first place, not when sam won’t.

so, he continues telling sam about his most recent hunt, and if his voice dips a little lower, gets a bit more growly just to hear the way sam gasps for it, voice breathy, high, and little brother whiny, then that’s his business and his business alone.

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Did you guys know that fiction isn’t real? And that you can change it however you like because you have free will and it’s all fake? And that you don’t have to get mad about people’s personal ideas or headcanons about fictional characters cuz they… don’t exist???? I know it’s fucking crazy right?

What’s even crazier is you can just not look at it!!

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Dang it😞

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just researching lore

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There’s something so sexy about a hypermasculine, aggressive, smooth-talking playboy getting fucked by a feminine nerd. And I stand by that.

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something