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Whoever sent me an ask in this account needs to RESEND it because it ghost asked me 😭😭😰😰

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hey chat I've been wondering, has anyone else looked at someone and it just sort of hit you that, hey, out of everyone in the world, I met you and you chose to love me? And even if you didn't choose to love me, you still stayed? idk man kinda a surreal feeling

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My new meds make my skin throw a fit. It’s not terribly bad, just a few things here and there, but it’s bumming me out because I’ve never really had too many run-ins with acne.

My four-year-old sister, however, is under the impression that it’s just “3D freckles”, and that they look very, very pretty. She wants all of my freckles to “pop out”, especially the ones across my nose; they’re her favourite.

And it puts me in this weird position where I can’t say, “No, this is acne, and it’s bad,” because I don’t want to teach her that it’s a bad to have unclear skin, you know?

Because the more I think about interactions I have with children, the more I realise that children will consistently compliment “flaws” until they’ve been taught not to.

Like, a kid at the library, whose sister has vitiligo, saw my scars once and suggested that his sister and I should be cats for Halloween, since I have “tabby skin” and she has “calico skin”. “I can be a black cat,” he immediately added. “It’s not AS cool, but they’re the spookiest.”

When I started losing weight, my little brother immediately demanded that I gain it back, because I wasn’t as comfortable to cuddle with anymore.

And my other little sister always wants to wear her paint-stained clothes to school so that “everyone can tell [she’s] an artist”.

I don’t know. I guess talking to little kids just reminds me that all of this superficial shit we worry about really is 100% made up.

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why the fuck did I even give Noah the middle name JAMES. Who's gonna even use that information??? Riktor??? I mean, DERRINGER USED SPARROW'S ACTUAL FULL NAME. But who the fuck is gonna use Noah's???

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Not really a ramble but JACKSON IS SO HILARIOUSLY DENSE. 3 MONTHS. IT TOOK HIM 3. FUCKING. MONTHS. TO REALIZE MOIRA LIKED HIM BACK. I'M DONE.

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mate half of those are SO out of context -

But thanks. An entire day of brainstorming paid off.

HC Time!

AH YES. Headcannons. Thinks that aren't true (maybe? @springbons might confirm them) but ya know ya know. So, here's some of my own for FM/CY (mostly Noah and Riktor but whatever)

-Noah can and will put on one color of a shirt, and say it's a different color just to throw Riktor off.

-Noah is WAY cuddly when he's feeling down.

-Riktor ain't getting any sleep until Noah drags his ass to bed tbh. Bro stays up reading. Guys tbh these two would never sleep until they have to.

-Moira would totally wrap Jackson up in her tail and he'd be so okay with it because omg it would feel like a weighted blanket

-(I'm starting to wonder if (if possible) Derringer is attracted to idiots)

-Not Kurt playing childhood games with Kelp and Sparrow

-Sparrow and Cori just sitting out in the snow, Sparrow freezing her was off but Cori having the time of his life

-One morning Noah just...finds the peanut butter and empty and he KNOWS who did it. He knows damn well. So every time he goes to the store he gets an extra jar of peanut butter.

-Late Night Movie Watching With Noah, Riktor, and Derringer

-Noey <3 (Actually I think this is canon-)

-Noah hates his arms being bare but Riktor and Cori doodle over the scars and Noah gets all teary eyed because of it (it would be so sweet)

-Sparrow making flower crowns and she makes one with orange flowers in honor of Tarrel. If she can't get him back, I know she'd have a little grave in honor of her lover.

-SPARROW SHIFTING HERSELF WITH A TAIL JUST TO HOLD CORI <3

-Not Cori running off with Kurt's bones (the ribs specifically.) It just becomes a running joke.

-Noah carrying baby Seren in a sling type thing

-Noah and Riktor dancing in the moonlight of the woods, even though they can't dance.

-Derringer calls Noah 'Poster Boy', so in return, when Derringer can't hear him, Noah calls him 'Little Gun',

-Noah and Derringer just being stupid together.

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HC Time!

AH YES. Headcannons. Thinks that aren't true (maybe? @springbons might confirm them) but ya know ya know. So, here's some of my own for FM/CY (mostly Noah and Riktor but whatever)

-Noah can and will put on one color of a shirt, and say it's a different color just to throw Riktor off.

-Noah is WAY cuddly when he's feeling down.

-Riktor ain't getting any sleep until Noah drags his ass to bed tbh. Bro stays up reading. Guys tbh these two would never sleep until they have to.

-Moira would totally wrap Jackson up in her tail and he'd be so okay with it because omg it would feel like a weighted blanket

-(I'm starting to wonder if (if possible) Derringer is attracted to idiots)

-Not Kurt playing childhood games with Kelp and Sparrow

-Sparrow and Cori just sitting out in the snow, Sparrow freezing her was off but Cori having the time of his life (Edit: I meant to say Ass.)

-One morning Noah just...finds the peanut butter and empty and he KNOWS who did it. He knows damn well. So every time he goes to the store he gets an extra jar of peanut butter.

-Late Night Movie Watching With Noah, Riktor, and Derringer

-Noey <3 (Actually I think this is canon-)

-Noah hates his arms being bare but Riktor and Cori doodle over the scars and Noah gets all teary eyed because of it (it would be so sweet)

-Sparrow making flower crowns and she makes one with orange flowers in honor of Tarrel. If she can't get him back, I know she'd have a little grave in honor of her lover.

-SPARROW SHIFTING HERSELF WITH A TAIL JUST TO HOLD CORI <3

-Not Cori running off with Kurt's bones (the ribs specifically.) It just becomes a running joke.

-Noah carrying baby Seren in a sling type thing

-Noah and Riktor dancing in the moonlight of the woods, even though they can't dance.

-Derringer calls Noah 'Poster Boy', so in return, when Derringer can't hear him, Noah calls him 'Little Gun',

-Noah and Derringer just being stupid together.