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Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

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i feel like a mouse in a mouse experiment

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Well lmao, yeah. These don’t take me super long to finish. Workin on a gooseberry one cuz my friend would like that probably heehee

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Throwback to that time my cousin almost hit me with her car while i was crossing the street

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play chase

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the fictional character that’s like the boyfriend you’d sneak in through the window because you don’t want anyone to know about him

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the fictional character that’s like the boyfriend you’d sneak in through the window because you don’t want anyone to know about him

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the fictional character that’s like the boyfriend you’d sneak in through the window because you don’t want anyone to know about him

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the fictional character that’s like the boyfriend you’d sneak in through the window because you don’t want anyone to know about him

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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

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i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

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hey girl, there was a mixup at the pharmacy. turns out you've been taking spinosaurlactone instead of spironolactone. yeah, that's why you've been craving fish so much. you're gonna start growing a sail too. and probably a paddle tail but scientists still can't agree on that one. honestly this could be a huge scientific breakthrough, maybe we should see where this goes?

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They’re gettin ready before the big concert

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I love my you #myyou

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9/11 is just around the corner!!