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So happy to be reunited with my love. <3 This is for all the people who doubted us!

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This Is Crazy

The queen is such a liar. My lady hasn’t shown up yet to save me but she will and you’ll all be sorry.

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I’d rather die than be without my beloved anyways

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Uh Oh...

I just insulted the Queen and told her about my girlfriend.... I guess I get to lose my head now. 

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These flowers are almost as pretty as my girlfriend... sigh, I wish she were here now so I wasn’t standing alone over here trying to avoid everyone.

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I hate being social

I swear it’s like once you get money everybody wants to be your friend. I hate hanging out with these loser knights in this stupid garden.

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So sad to leave my queen but I can’t wait to see her agian

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Stop Judging Us

If you think it’s weird that my girlfriend pays for everything and doesn’t want people to know about us then you’re stuck in the dark ages. We’re a progressive couple and we don’t need traditional gender roles or recognition to be happy.

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Promises

I’m so glad no one important follows me on here... My lady is super strict about being secret about our relationship and all.

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She won’t let me post pictures of her face but look at how beautiful she is <3 How did I ever get so lucky??

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Idiots

For all you uncultured swine who didn’t get my last post, my new girl is more beautiful than lillies and roses and all those other dull flowers.

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Flur de lis, rose nuvele, quant ele pert al tens d'este, trespassot ele de beaute.

Me and my cultured mind

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OMG

The hottest girl I’ve ever seen is just here in this medow with all kinds of money and servants and stuff I think I’m dreaming!!!

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Whatever man I’m going for a walk to clear my head these other knights are just too much to deal with and Arthur is like a greedy jerk. 

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Really sick of no one wanting to help me out in this place like what’s a guy got to do?

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Like seriously dude I fight for you just as much as all the other guys :’(

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Being a Knight Blows

“Be a knight” they said. “It’ll be great” they said. “People will love you” they said.