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//thank you Skirk for saying that not all beings not originally from the planet are descenders. Now i won’t look as crazy saying Zhongli isn’t from planet Teyvat

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//childe and zhongli will meet again i say as im dragged away to the looney bin

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//gotta love Zhongchili shippers who say only reason Childe part of the Liyue Chronicle Wish banner is because he finalized his citizenship after marrying Zhongli

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"Of course, Lantern Rite is around the corner so as per usual the Funeral Parlor is more busy."

"What've you been up to lately? Feel like I hardly see you these days." Or maybe she just hadn't been coming home often enough. Whatever the case, at least they could catch up a little now. "Busy, I'm guessing?"

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"Hello to you." Pats head and gives ears a little rub.

"Hey." She just wanted to say hi, really-- and also give him a hug of course.

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@curiouskinetic fatherrrrr

"Yes?"

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@constellaris cue rex getting tackled by cat wife

Lands face first. "...hewoo dwer." muffled by the ground.

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Cracks his back, sounds of a thousands twigs snapping.

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Continues to piss off people he's never personally met.

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"If some stately gentleman with white hair comes asking for me, tell him you didn't see me."

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"...is this a joke?"

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"I know what's wrong with him, got no rizz in him."

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@oficeandwind

"Chongyun, how was your training with the adepti? You have grown since I last saw you." A gentle pat to the young one's head to give the blue hair an affectionate hair ruffle.

"Come I just had some tea ordered, let me get you lunch." Gesturing to the empty seat across him.

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🧡 - like for a starter

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//ITS NOT A DRILL FOLKS THE ZHONGLI NENDROID IS UP FOR PREORDER ON THE 27th

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"He's finally hot and fresh for once."

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Rex: I don’t think we can afford to go on our trip to Natlan

Childe: I’ll cover it-

Xiao: sell the ginger