larrytheslig

[larrytheslig]

What do you really do Larry?

Also who is this lucine person?

Well when I'm not sleeping on the job I do security around here which can involve just removing fuzzle dens or keeping some people out...or shooting whoever the boss tells me to

and that lucine person is my boss

[larrytheslig]

So how did Larry end up with a bolamite?

I thought those were only in the west

"who zip? well that's because I'm kinda at the west it's a long story but to how I got him he sort of attacked me when I first got here turns out little guy was just trying to use my shadow as shade so I made him a little terrarium out of an old brew bottle shame he likes to wander about a lot on the plus side he dose good job in fuzzle removal duty"

[larrytheslig]

Sooooo

Larry, ever taken your boss out on a date?

"I mean kinda nothing romantic I don't think she'd be interested in a date with me anyways but I did ask if she'd like to go out to get some replacement planks for her porch I even payed from the trip there and back and the planks obviously she seemed to have fun but she was just probably being polite"

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Larry, I seen you a lot on the Lucine post, you guys know each other or some??

lucine? yeah she's my boss she's good company she usually likes waking me up and starting conversations she even wanted to learn how to walk in slig legs although she had been acting weird lately hope I didn't say anything to offend her

[larrytheslig]

If my oddworld posting is annoying: good. If you can't handle it then you can't handle MEEEE

[larrytheslig]

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[larrytheslig]

Here's a drawing based off of a "Hoo-Min" from descriptions provided by various sligs;

yeah hate to break it to ya but I'm sure those sligs were either just high off their heads or pulling a joke on ya I may be not the smartest slig and even I know that this hoo man is a load of scrabshit

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"Hoo-Mins" are (according to various testimonies), bipedal creatures and kinda resemble mudokons, but their limbs are noticeably slimmer and shorter and their skin is kinda tanned, and they have long strands of hair covering most of their heads. They are also EXTREMELY strong, able to yank sligs out of their pants and throw 'em around like a toy ball, and able put dents in solid metal!

Their most noticable feature is their scent; according to various sligs who've encountered a Hoo-Min, they smell SO bad that it causes them [sligs] to freeze up and start violently heaving!

A couple guys have said that the scent is worse than one a public bathroom or outhouse or a dead body.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of this, it's been all over tabloids

listen I wouldn't pay too much attention to tabloids they exaggerate literally everything I mean extremely strong to yank us out of our legs and toss us isn't really an accomplishment bud besides if they smell so bad luckily that's what the masks are far can't smell a thing while wearing this

[larrytheslig]

have you heard the rumors about cryptids called "hoo-mins" that multiple sligs have claim to have encountered while on the job?

Larry would listen to the small machine finish up its question he'd tilt his head in confusion

"ok what the odd have you been smoking and where can I get some because you must be high to be talking about some weird ass cryptids I've never heard of what next a talking Scrab?"

[larrytheslig]

Might as well

Send 📱 + an unintentional message for my muse to receive a voice mail not meant for them

It could be a voice mail recorded by mistake or intended to be sent to someone else

[larrytheslig]

What’s your stance on Abe?

in all honesty guy scares the shit out of me especially when he blew up my last job

[larrytheslig]

Testing is this thing on? Oh Umm hi names Larry lot of sligs have been talking about this place where people ask you questions then you answer and it beats doing my job so...ask away I guess

[larrytheslig]

He's being pushed down one of those spiral staircases

All my OCs will push Molluck the Glukkon down a flight of stairs.

[larrytheslig]

[ ``larry`` ]

.♯~ [nickname:``spots)``]

.♯~ [ ``5``(35 in human years) ]

.♯~ [bi]

.♯~ [ he/him]

.♯~ [``slig.)]

.♯~ [` adhd``]

______ ______

𝐈𝐧𝐟𝗼

── .✦ ✎ᝰ

♯[``5'9 with legs 2'9 without`]

♯[`120 lbs```]

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♯[``unknown slig queen``]

♯[``has many siblings that don't like him``]

♯[``none``]

♯[``keeps a bolamite in a plastic terrarium in his quarters`]

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♯[ ``lazy to the extreme preferring to sleep on the job instead of doing it)`` ]

♯[ ``Likes: not doing his job . Sleep. smoke breaks

And paramite pies

Dislikes: vykkers(they creep him the fuck out) doing his job. being called spots` ]

♯[`fears:`has a small fear of slogs due to being almost eaten by one as a child``]

♯[`goals:has none really he is rather content with what he's got]

♯[ ``Personality (Larry is a laid back and sarcastic individual not really caring that much on the bigger picture of things `]

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♯[backstory:born like any other slig barely escaping being eaten by his mother after that he spent his childhood being taught how to work as security for the glukkons and being teased for the many spots on his body. he did take interest in marksmanship but never really excelled in it eventually he and around 10 other sligs got place as security in one of the many factories where he usually sleeps smokes or plays cards with the other workers but usually not for long due to always being moved to different factories (his current location is unknown)``]

Appearance: just looks like a regular slig only difference is the many green spots scattering across his body

♯[ occupation:security]