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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: Darling, relax. You're fine.

Derek: You're not in danger of losing your career and becoming homeless.

Ivy: IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, DEREK!!!

Ivy: I know I'm incredibly fortunate and I want to use some of my privilege to help others. Because that's the right thing to do.

Ivy: I don't always just think about myself.

Ivy: Unlike you.

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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Ivy: It's for charity.

Derek: ...

Derek: ...

Derek: What charity?

Ivy: It's to help unemployed theatre performers who are now facing a career-ending crisis

Ivy: The theaters are closed until NEXT YEAR

Ivy: Shows have been canceled. No one is getting paid.

Ivy: People are without health insurance and facing homelessness.

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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: Okay, a lot to unpack here, luv...

Ivy: No, there's really not that much.

Ivy: I want you to direct a virtual show for me.

Ivy: It's for charity.

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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: I'd love to, you know...

Derek: But all of the theatres are closed until next year.

Ivy: Yes, that's why I want you to virtually direct a show.

Ivy: For charity.

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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: I always have an open mind, luv.

Derek: Does it involve you, whipped cream, and a hot tub?

Ivy: What? Ew. No.

Ivy: I want you to direct a show for me.

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November 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Ivy: So.... I need to talk to you about something.

Ivy: And I need you to have an open mind...

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October 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Ivy: So.... I need to talk to you about something.

Ivy: And I need you to have an open mind...

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: ...

Derek: Right then.

Derek: Will we be even if I do this?

Ivy: Hmmm

Ivy: No. But it'll be a start.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Ivy: Because you owe me.

Derek: I "owe" you? For what?

Ivy: For Connecticut.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: Still.

Ivy: No. You're going to do this for me.

Ivy: You're going to sit there and not look like you're being tortured and answer -- tactfully -- any questions you get.

Ivy: Because you owe me.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: ... I don't know.

Derek: Will Tom be there?

Ivy: Yes. But not physically.

Ivy: It's just a video conference.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: ...

Derek: I don't know about happy, but it's a good start.

Ivy: So you'll do it?

Ivy: I mean, will you actually participate and not just glare at the webcam?

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: Indeed. Well.

Derek: ...

Derek: Is Karen going to be there?

Ivy: Yes...

Ivy: Do you want me to ask her to do the Zoom topless?

Ivy: Will that make you happy?

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: I'd rather be ignored by the American Theatre Wing than by MY OWN BLOODY CAST AND CREW.

Ivy: Let it go, babe. It's been 7 years.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: "Integral"?

Derek: I seem to recall being ignored. Repeatedly.

Ivy: Aw,come on... you weren't ignored...

Ivy: You won a Tony. Among other awards.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Ivy: "We" and in all of the above. You have to be present.

Ivy: It's virtual, though, so you don't have to physically interact with anyone

Derek: ...

Derek: ...

Derek: Well, the not interacting part is appealing...

Ivy: Like it or not, you were an integral part of the show.

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August 2020 // Ivy ⇆ Derek

Derek: "We" as in the former cast or "we" as in...

Ivy: "We" and in all of the above. You have to be present.

Ivy: It's virtual, though, so you don't have to physically interact with anyone