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please stop treating the word neurodivergent like it means the overlap between autism and adhd
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Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby by cigarettes after sex squeezes my heart so much and i think thats a testament about me
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nobody talk to me for 3-5 business days i'm in mourning
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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Feel free to elaborate on what kind of pet you have!
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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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THIS IS NOT REAL. If you get this comment, they’re just trying to get you to delete your fic.
1) I would have gotten some kind of email from Ao3 if this was true
2) this comment is formatted to be perfect to tack onto any fic they choose
3) ALSO why on earth would Ao3 get rid of entire fandoms off the site? Even if they WERE inactive? Who knows if others will be ‘late’ to the fandom and want some fic to read. Who knows if someone wants to come back to their 6 year old account only to find most of their fics deleted.
I’m lucky to be a reasonable adult who has seen tricks like these who also had a very kind person comment their own doubts.
Please let your Ao3 friends know <3
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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