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a silly miku

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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I should be able to kill myself and not have everyone freak out. Like, yeah, I'm dead, SUX 4 U, but I have bodily autonomy, and I should be able to quit whenever I like >=(

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

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Linguistic wizards why does vocabulary inflection and intonation change wildly when I’m happy, furious, or serious. What part of your brain makes u talk like completely different people in different circumstances and is this universal across languages. And why does regional accent drop sometimes. What makes that happen

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how it feels to be on your period

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Damn you can get it by the bottle now?

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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jason miku cuz its friday 13th

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Is any other gimmick blog scared of accidently posting to their main or is that just me

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck