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girl help they are making me do my job at work
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

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