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I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

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situation: my tailbone hurts

logical reasoning: you have been sitting slouched for 3 hours, get up and stretch.

first thought every time: phantom pain from your missing tail, obviously

9ft tall anthropomorphic Boeing 747 with huge tits: [crashes]

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one of my Secret Flaws™ is that I still on some level believe I'm destined for something else, something special, something that's not this... normal

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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

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cleaning out the mind acropolis

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Oh!

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good morning butches, tumblrinas, nerds, strap suckers, pillow princesses, hot girls & besties

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@kira-serialfaggot @the-lumpfish-king

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Me: *dies*

My lung tissue: alright, new plan:

apple news trending headlines

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step 1. we genetically engineer octopuses to have 50 year lifespans

step 2. we teach the octopi human lannguage

step 3. the octopodes discover anthropogenic climate change and decide to kill us all

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Found this bad boy while looking at pictures of a church in Alabama

Official ominous sign

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theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

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two ominous signs in poland saying "shopping brings happiness" and "we're waiting for you"

Official ominous sign(s)

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Angelica, Samurai Showdown Sen