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Can't Divorce If You Were Never Married

Klaus: That’s it! i want a divorce

Caroline: we’re not even married!

Klaus: And whose fault is that!

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Caroline: So what's it like being an original? What's your superpower?

Klaus: I can seduce people just by staring at them.

Caroline: Woah! Really?! That explains so much!

Klaus: Wait, what? I was kidding

Caroline:

Klaus: What do you mean that explains so mu-

Caroline, already running away: Nevermind! Gotta go! People to go, places to see!

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Caroline: So … what’s you favourite type of music? 

Klaus: Your moans.

Caroline [blushes and stutters]: Wh… wha… WHAT?  

Klaus: You heard me.    

[smirks and winks at her]

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Klaus: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

Stefan: So you're just going to wait until Caroline is in danger and save her?

Klaus: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts her in danger and then save her.

Stefan:

Stefan: You're insane.

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Klaus: I only paint pictures of things that are beautiful.

Marcel: Every of your paintings is Caroline.

Klaus: What's your point?

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Klaus: I was able to get you 20 gallons of blood for your Halloween party.

Caroline: Wow, thanks! Where'd you got 20 gallons of fake blood?

Klaus: You wanted fake blood?

Caroline:

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Klaus: You look great

Caroline: *okay

Klaus: *BEAUTIFUL

Klaus: *GORGEOUS

Klaus: *STUNNING

Klaus: *MINE

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Klaus: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, a few people died--

Caroline: Twelve, actually

Klaus: Not the point. They're all dead now and who's fault was that?

Caroline: Yours!

Klaus: That's right, no one's

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Okay, hear me out:

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Hay quien no sabe que te hace el favor de tu vida, sacándote de la suya.

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Look at him go

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Pensa num gato totalmente vagabundo. Kkk Chorão esse é o gato mais parasita do planeta o Garfield deveria vir conhece lo.

#gato #cat #garfield #siames #vagava #gatochorão #bad #folgado (em Ribeirão Pires/ S.P) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co0kwwWL7NX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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22.09.2021

Mimi looks so peaceful here. It’s not like 10 seconds before she was racing around the house for no reason whatsoever or anything like that 😅

#265of365

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القط السيامي، من أقدم القطط التي رافقت البشر منذ آلاف السنين، قالت عنه الأساطير أنه حارس للمعابد البوذية و أحبط هذا القط محاولة تجسس روسية في السبعينيات ، تعرف على هذه الحقائق و معلومات أخرى عن القط السيامي

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“Who you are authentically is alright.”

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