lazarus-osha
lazarus-osha
Lazarus OSHA
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(Character is He/Him, OOC I use She/Her) (Picrew used is https://picrew.me/image_maker/54346) (Big warning for unreality, this is an OSHA RP blog.) Wouldn't it be wonderful if nobody had to die ever again?
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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"Hmm. Interesting."
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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“Yes, a bit. Who’s The Other?”
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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"Bio-engineering was my specialty."
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Audio File Recovered. Corruption: Partial
A female voice can be heard. It's not that of Doctor Day.
"Alright. So the procedure says to inject a millilitre of Manganese Heptoxide Solution. I'm so sorry, I don't think this will end well... But if this is what Project Vitanis needs..."
After a few seconds, a scream-like sound can be heard, but it's cut off by static. The only word that can be heard is the woman repeating "Sorry"
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Archive Search
"Hmm..."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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“Yep! Had my own lab and everything.”
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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He chuckles a bit.
“Sure!” He says, before beginning to walk through the forest.
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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“Ah, well, I’m afraid that (contrary to popular depictions in media) a scientist such as myself can’t work with an abandoned building, so I’ll just pick a direction and walk in a straight line until I find something. Thank you for the conversation, though!”
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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“Ah. Interesting name you’ve got there. Could you point me in the direction of the nearest stretch of civilized land? I appear to have found myself a bit lost.”
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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“Ah, a bit shy, are we? I’ll introduce myself first, then. Hello! You may call me Lazarus.”
the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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the sans disguise is currently gone Xwpican is climbing in a tree chatting with butterflies when they spot Lazarus "⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜" they clear their throat "um hello sorry about that" (from @sans-osha)
"Ah. Hello there! Who might you be?"
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Data Retrieved. Beginning Audio Playback.
"This is Doctor Day. The young Subject, named Jay. He's... Gradually getting less scared. My Psychology Knowledge from when Tara was studying... Well, it seems rather than adjusting, he's just going into a state of apathy... During the last few tests, I apologised so many times I lost count, and I don't think the words mean anything to him anymore..."
She sighed.
"Apparently, over on Doctor Fielding's team, one of her subjects had to have his arm amputated, after an injection..."
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Archive Search
Lazarus stops speaking, beginning to listen closely instead.
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Audio File Recovered
"My name is Doctor Stacey Day. I work for Project Vitanis. My team was swapped over to Live Subjects a week ago. When I heard the rumours, I assumed it was people making things up. The subjects are supposedly criminals, who took a plea deal, but when I off-handedly asked Lucy about it, she said she'd heard of no such thing. If my lawyer sister knows nothing of it, then that worries me..."
She pauses.
"And some of them, don't seem like criminals. And if they are, it would have to be petty crime... One of our subjects, he's only 18... He's scared, like he doesn't know why he's here..."
She sighed.
"That's all I have for now, I just really needed to get this off my chest."
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Archive Search
"Ah, a whole lab-full of bleeding hearts, were they? They wouldn't have lasted a minute in my facility. Especially after the incident."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Data Archive Retrieval Completed. Corruption Minimal
A female voice is heard
"This is Doctor Fielding. I... work with Project -kzzzkt- and I think that I need to record this, in case something happens. The experiments they're making us do. They are not humane. Project -kzzzkt- is not -kzzzkt- it will not -kzzzzkt-"
A crash can be heard, followed by at least 3 screams, including that of Doctor Fielding.
"Oh god. What is that? Is that what they said-"
She is cut off, screaming, before the audio cuts out.
Retrieved Data Playback Successful
"Ah... Brings me back to the good ol' days."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Audio File Retrieved. Corruption: Very High
At first, there's just static, then, ineligible speech can be heard, choppy and brief. Toward the middle, moans and groans can be heard. And at the end, the static partially fades, and a bloodcurdling scream can be heard, somewhere between Pain, Grief and Rage. The scream only lasts for 3 seconds, before the audio ends, cutting off the scream.
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Archive Search
"Ah. There it is!~ Things always take a nosedive somewhere with this kind of research. It's just a matter of whether or not you can tough it out."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Data Retrieved. Audio Playback Commencing.
"This is Malcolm Herring. Chris has seemed a bit... Off, lately. He said that his boss has been ill, and is taking it out on her employees. But we've been married for 17 years, and I know damn well when he's not telling the full truth. And he is not. He's scared, and that's scaring me. Something is not right..."
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Archive Search
He chuckles, then grins. "This is starting to sound a little bit familiar."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Data Retrieval Commencing. Audio File Recovered. Beginning Playback
"Hello, this is Doctor Malcolm Herring of Project Vitanis. Our aim is to create a bioengineering program, that when put in place, will eliminate any and all illnesses. It may also make us immortal, so Humans can truly live out all our desires"
Audio Playback Complete. Resuming Search
"Hmm. I'll have to look up this 'Malcom Herring' later. Would love to finally meet a like-minded person."
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lazarus-osha · 4 years ago
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Well, I suppose I’d better get moving!
Hmm… Well, at least the reality I’ve been cast into seems to obey the same laws of physics as the one I’m from. Grass seems to grow everywhere just the same, too. Shame I can’t say “we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
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